Shadow

#201825 10'000 Pages Or Bust

Posted by Shadow on 14 June 2015 - 10:08 AM

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#201628 10'000 Pages Or Bust

Posted by Shadow on 03 June 2015 - 06:11 PM

And my follow up

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#201623 10'000 Pages Or Bust

Posted by Shadow on 03 June 2015 - 01:11 PM

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#201473 10'000 Pages Or Bust

Posted by Shadow on 26 May 2015 - 12:26 AM

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#200097 10'000 Pages Or Bust

Posted by Shadow on 18 March 2015 - 06:04 PM

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#199919 10'000 Pages Or Bust

Posted by Shadow on 01 March 2015 - 11:55 AM

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#199804 Shield Your Eyes...

Posted by Shadow on 19 February 2015 - 11:53 PM

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#198830 10'000 Pages Or Bust

Posted by Shadow on 31 December 2014 - 03:05 PM

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#198072 10'000 Pages Or Bust

Posted by Shadow on 27 November 2014 - 03:52 PM

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.