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[Reed Teran]

*suddenly, the troops begin filing off to the Hangar Bays.*

Captain of the Horde: WARRIORS! PREPARE TO BE DROPPED UPON THE ENEMY!

[Raven]

Klinge dashes forward into the Baneguard, effortlessly weaving between the warriors, slashing their arms and legs off as he passes, making his way to Kamodes.

[Reed Teran]

Jygg: FIIIIIIREEEE!!!!

*the Shaker missile launches, and rockets past the Baneguard and the two derexians, aiming for the residence of the governing party of the planet with the intent to level it and anything within 10 miles of it. At the sight of it, Kamodes shouts something that can only be described as sounding deeply evil, sending him backwards in a streak of green balefire right back to the forward base.*

Techie: Shaker is on target. Everyone brace for aftershock!

[Raven]

Like a meteor from space, Valgus rockets down from the sky and crashes into the ground near Caligo, but immediately jumps back up towards the missile. Grabbing onto the nose of the missile, Valgus guides it up high into the sky, far from the city, until it detonates.

[Reed Teran]

*Bruton watches the missile explode in the air, an impressive display of pseudo-nuclear might. He chuckles evilly.*

Bruton: As I thought. Doctrine is Persuader Strike, Hades Protocol authorized. Arm the Striker Cannon and position the fleet for global invasion. I want these fools to suffer to the fullest extent of my wrath.

 

*As dictated, millions of terror strike teams of 500 Brutonians each start spreading out among the city, causing terror and rampage on a citywide scale. Replacing the empty launch scaffold of the Shaker is a huge cannon, its barrel an octagonal shape. Artillery units are still wantonly blasting the city to bits, keeeping the civilian death toll from resting at a specific number.*

 

Bruton: Derg, fetch me my cape and ready the Enforcers. I march on the city.

[Raven]

"Caligo, see to it that her Highness is safe." Says Valgus as he lands next to Caligo and Klinge, having sustained heavy but not life threatening damage from the blast. RIght after the blast, loud emergency sirens finally start to blare around the city, though at this point they are pointless. 

 

"Don't have to tell me twice." Says Caligo before he vanishes in a puff of black fog.

 

"Come now, Klinge, let's show these Brutonians just what the Nexus has to offer." Valgus says before holding his hand up to his right ear. "Initiate Code 11532: Desolation Drive." 

 

At his command, hundreds of thousands of troops materialize within the area, all decked out with light weight Deus Metal armor and special BoneRipper assault rifles loaded with anti-tank depleted Uranium rounds. Hundreds of platoons of these soldiers ride on flying decks in all directions, chasing off after the terror strike teams. When each platoon nears a terror strike team, they open fire relentlessly. 

 

Moments after the troops move out, hundreds of defense turrets spawn along the sides of buildings, each locking on to the nearest Brutonian troop and firing away. Four specialized sniper units are stationed on every building rooftop, each decked out with high powered rifles loaded with special "Juggernaut" rounds, which behave much like Inertia's special ability, basically can pierce any armor. (Unless armor has special qualities that would negate this effect)

 

 

Setting the mood.

 

[ILOVEVHS]

(Zim tries to call Gir from his spot)
Zim: (whispering) Gir! Bring the ship here!
Girl: Okey-dokey!
(Zim leaves a tiny bomb behind and follows the others)

[Reed Teran]

*The terror strike teams see this as a blessing, giving them a better fight. Many of the defenders are charged by the juggernaut-like warriors, the veritable TRILLIONS of brutonians more overwhelming than an Ork horde.*

 

*Bruton has finally suited up in his battle armor, and his Enforcers are armed to the teeth. A giddy BruTech scientist scrambles up to him*

Scientist: My lord! We have successfully captured the Angel rangers sent to view the scene, and the refined Valhallium armour is now ready for fitting to the Enforcer chassis!

Bruton: You have done well. I may let you live. Fit my Enforcers with it, we march.

Scientist: W-what about you, my lord? You aren't exactly invincible...

Bruton: I am undying, unfeeling, and undefeatable. If I fall, I will rise from the ashes once more, because temptation still lives in the hearts of mortals, and that will revive me without incident.

Scientist: I..do not follow.

*Bruton points to his mask, still on his face, if he has one.*

Scientist: ...Oh! I see, my lord!

*the Scientist rushes off to fit the Enforcers with the new Valhallium, as Bruton looks out over the scene of war, artillery still smashing the city to pieces, as armored hordes now descend on the city in groups of fearsome WarMaster Mechs, Titan tanks, and Deathinator walkers the size of skyscrapers.*

[Raven]

Where the Nexus troops lack in numbers, they more than make up for it in skill and precision. Though each Nexus warrior can easily take out many Brutonians, but like the Spartans vs the Persians, their skill isn't quite enough to over take the Brutonians' sheer numbers.

 

"Begone!" Yells Valgus as he flies at a Deathinator walker's head, using his sword and gravity to slice the entire mech right down the middle. 

 

"Curses! Their numbers are to grand! The fight is quickly being lost!" Yells Klinge as he slices down hundreds of Brutonian soldiers at lightning speeds. 

 

"Looks like you boys could use some help." Says Caligo, walking through the streets, ignored by all forces, before taking off and floating just above the roof tops. 

 

"Let's see how you guys like a total black out! Aeternis Tenebris!" He says with a demonic grin, his skin turning solid black, his eyes solid green, tentacles of Erubun extending from his back. Opening his fang filled mouth, Caligo breathes out a massive cloud of black fog that droops down and fills the streets slowly, spreading throughout the city. The fog is so dense and dark, its like flinging everyone into eternal shadow, this throwing both sides into chaos and confusion.

 

 

 

Here's the song to set the mood.

 

 

[Reed Teran]

*This only entitles the brutonians to wildly fire their weapons and swing randomly into the darkness. The armored companies begin unloading all their weapons in front of them, sending armor-piercing shells, rapidfire flechette, and mini-flaming-meteors at just about everything in front of them. In the middle of the chaos, a deep, resounding war horn belts out a long note, causing every single Brutonian to stop fighting, andget on the defensive, roaring a battle cry sounding what they are taught to believe as the end of the war.*

Brutonians: HE COMES! HE COMES! LORD BRUTON COMES TO KILL!

*Sure enough, he and his Enforcers are currently marching into the city, the huge Enforcers resembling some wicked form of giant Knights Templar, banging their black swords on their towering shields as they march, singing war chants in an unknown language.*

[Raven]

"So sorry to ruin your grand entrance, large one." Caligo's warped, menacing voice sounds out from the darkness as he walks up to Bruton, only appearing as a set of glowing green eyes since he blends with the darkness. The Erubun begins to lock on to the Brutonians, wrapping around 98% of the soldiers, silencing them as their bodies are dissolved into nothing, their collective life force leeching into Caligo, just making him stronger. "I thought I'd just help myself to your soldiers. Go ahead, bring in more, I'll eat them too."

 

"Get a grip on yourself, Caligo, lest your true nature come out..." Mutters Valgus as his keen eyes pierce the darkness and see all. No matter how dark, Valgus can always see, what with the fact that he's a being of light.

[Reed Teran]

*Bruton just laughs, as Caligo's stunt has absolutely no effect on the Enforcers....at all.*

Bruton: Fool, your antics are nothing to my best men, and we all are a distraction, as it were. I just like to have a little fun before I destabilize a planet's core and cause the very ground beneath you to explode.

 

*In Haven, an angel frantically sprints into Dude's Palace.*

angel: Dude! The Brutonians have a small amount of Valhallium, and they're about to destroy the new planet!

Dude: ...the one full of hot chicks that like to be in bed?

angel: *frown* .....yeah.

*he IMMEDIATELY gets up*

Dude: THIS CALLS FOR DRASTIC MEASURES! GET THE WAR ANGELS READY!

*the angel flies off, as Dude goes off to fetch an old artifact of his...a really beat up stick. He picks it up.*

Dude: Well, old friend....time to tell these brutonians to piss off. Wish that damn Kyle were here to see how far you got me.

 

(Yes. I just did that. Your mind just oozed out of your ear because you now know Dude's identity, minus a few hundred pounds.)

[Raven]

All emotion on Caligo's face drains away, coming to the sudden realization. "N-no! You can't do that!" He yells, getting frantic. "You have no idea of what you're doing!"

[Reed Teran]

Bruton: Anything resulting in the total obliteration of a planet full of pacifists is good in my book. 

 

*and as if on cue, light shines down from the sky, as angels in wargear FLOOD the brutonian lines while bringing light to the darkness. a male anger with short black hair and a getup similar to Neo floats down between Bruton and Caligo.*

Bruton: Zaara, you shitlord, I'm busy obliterating hippies! Get your troops out of here or else I'll have your HEAD!

*Once again, as if on cue, Dude's big mug descends from the sky in a fashion similar to Galactus, as well as his big hands, emitting bolts of lightning from his fingertips that pop brutonians like popcorn. It's...epic.*

(The less-evil pose Dude is doing above tthe planet: http://fc01.devianta...oli-d5ywxft.png )

Dude: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT, BUDDY! RULES ARE, THIS SPECIES IS SAFE FROM YOUR INVASIONS FOR ABOUT A MONTH OR TWO UPON ENTRY.

Bruton: DAMN YOU, DUDE! I'LL DEFILE YOUR CORPSE YOU PRETENDER!

Dude: NOW THAT ISN'T VERY NICE.

*with a wave of his hand, the brutonians are all launched back to Duunaros, as well as all the ships and the base. Bruton rages immensely, before being flicked back to Duunaros as well. In another fell swoop, the planet is rebuilt fully in seconds, and about 98% of the slain residents are revived without any consequence. Dude then disappears from the skies, materializing in front of Caligo next to Zaara, who he then Hi-fives.*

Dude: And another planet saved thanks to Dude and Zaara!

[Raven]

All of the dark fog in the city rushes towards Caligo as he breathes it all in, his body returning to normal before he falls to his knees.

 

"Thank you, Dude, you couldn't have come at a better time." He says as he stands, brushing himself off. "The damn fool has no idea what he just about brought upon himself."

[Reed Teran]

Dude: Bruton's the kinda guy who would care less what crazy stuff was in your planet's core. He really..REALLY hates pacifists, and you guys seem to have a race full of em. Have we met? Dude, God of all the universe, king of Haven, and ladies' man extraordinaire. This is my archangel, Zaara Buckingham. He's also our mascot.

Zaara: Shenanigans!

 

 

*After mopping up his scattered forces back on Duunaros, Bruton returns to his observation deck, furious.*

Bruton: Of all the setbacks, of ALL the possibilities, our victory was halted by that interrupting EGOTIST?!

Kamodes: Lord Bruton, we do have the contingency we had planned for years.

Bruton: the Haven Contingency? Pah, nothing but a broken dream.

Kamodes: I have discussed it with our strategic commanders, and there is a plausible way to carry it out.

Bruton: Do explain...

Kamodes: Do you remember the famed Usurping of Haven?

Bruton: Yes, yes, Pein and that other moron took some big relic and smacked Dude around until he brought out some kind of stick.

Kamodes: Exactly. If we were able to take the Cabbage as Pein did, and draw Dude out, we could destroy him. BruTech has made some alterations to your Godcleaver with the spare parts and blood from those angel scouts we captured. When tested on one of them, it was able to not only kill them, but somehow destroy their holy soul, preventing their reincarnation back in Haven.

Bruton: So, if you are correct...my axe has become a literal Godcleaver?

Kamodes: Yes, lord.

Bruton: ...I am authorizing you to use whatever forces you need to get the Cabbage. I will enjoy this...IMMENSELY.

*Kamodes slithers off...and the Golden War has truly begun.*

 

(Now things get mighty serious. With these alterations to Bruton's axe making it capable of literally slaying a God, it'd make bashing Caligo and company incredibly easy. Next time Brutonia invades, it may take a higher toll, with or without Dude.)

[Raven]

"Dude, you don't quite understand, this planet isn't just a planet, it's also a cage." Says Valgus as he joins the party.

 

"Long ago, I mean LONG ago, there was a terrible beast that ravaged our lands, a beast known as Efreet the Infernal. His rage knew no bounds, his fires burned hot enough to reduce stone to ash in an instant. It is because of this beast that the Deus Ex Machina project was started. Efreet couldn't be defeated, just weakened and sealed away under millions tons of rock in this planet's core. If Bruton's plans come true, Efreet would be free once again, and with thousands upon thousands of years of rest." Says Caligo.

[Reed Teran]

Dude: Well, Bruton has a bad habit of not caring about sealed away monsters of unkillable evil nature. He unleashed my mom, Kassil, twice. And she's leagues worse than your average big invincible monster.
Zaara: Knowing the bruties, they'd get Bruton to wrangle the big thing while they died in droves underfoot. I mean, Bruton's done the impossible hundreds of times, he's even at one point blown up the entire universe and caused us to call down the mighty Retcon to reverse it.
Dude: If Bruton finds out about your big core baddie, he will stop at absolutely nothing to free it.

[Raven]

"Then it will be the end of days for all. You know Sigma? The guy with unbreakable flesh... Efreet ate half of him once... It was horrifying." Says Caligo as he turns sickly green remembering the event. 

 

"The true terror of Efreet isn't his inherent power, it's his potential. Efreet is kind of like an Asura, craving power till the point of madness, he absorbs power and grows stronger. I shutter at the thought of how strong he is now, what with bathing in magma for thousands of years." Says Valgus as he pats Caligo's back to ease his nausea. "Also, he can't die, since he isn't actually alive. Efreet is the physical embodiment of rage, hatred, and power lust. If he's ever destroyed, he will just reform in the closest star or planet core. That's why all we could manage to do was put him to sleep."

[Reed Teran]

Zaara: ...*turns to Dude* Do these guys know who Cthulhu is?

Dude: hush, Zaara. Y'see, bud, we've dealt with a guy like that before, his name was Cthulhu. Wreaked havoc on the galaxy at large and caused a lot of doom all over the place. Eventually, we had to call in the Creatonians, those light-worshipping guys who built all of existence and created the God lineage. To put perspective in it, if you've ever heard of Earth, a lot of those Earthy people worshipped a Creatonian, called em God, made Christianity and such. Anyways, if anyone can send a big, unfathomable beast back to bed, it's those guys. Won't stop Bruton from trying to wake it up again.

 

(IMPORTANT EVENT THAT TOTALLY GOES WITH THE SITUATION)

*Seemingly out of place as it is, the House on Kruk Hill is as eerie as ever. But, if Bruton had to do this, it was necessary. He kicked open the front door and tromped in, looking around for his quarry. Along the way, he faced down a few jumpscares and creepypastas, staring them back into the depths. He finally reached the decrepit bedroom, and clearly saw the occupant in the musty bed. He planted his axe into the flooring.*

Bruton: Tamia of Glasgow, Brutonia calls for your aid.

*the form stirs, revealed to be a woman with frazzled, long brown hair.*

Tamia: Well, well, Bruton the Brutal. It's been at least 120 years. What is it THIS time?

Bruton: Dude is becoming more of a thorn in my side than ever.

Tamia: Dear, sweet Dude...do you have any idea how good he is?

Bruton: I..do not want to know.

*she gets up, and throws on a few tattered clothes, gathering her gear.*

Tamia: What do you expect me to do then?

Bruton: I expect you to do as you once did, scare him into submission.

Tamia: Well, technically he's the most fun of all my exes. I'd LOVE to make him a sniveling little bitch once again.

*she grins evilly, her Glasgow Smile making it a whole lot creepier.*

But what do I get in return?

Bruton: Dude, of course.

Tamia: Well..that's a perk. I guess I can rough him up for that...

Bruton: Indeed.

Tamia: Where is he?

Bruton: Most likely getting cozy with the newcomers.

Tamia: Good...I'll be going.

*she giggles...as she proceeds to be never there in the first place.*

Bruton: ...Dammit, what merit does having the power of every horror movie cliche have?!

*he then leaves in an annoyed state, promtly backhanding Leatherface on the way out.*