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[ILOVEVHS]

(Zim screams again, steering the ship all around to fling him off, continuously firing lasers)

[Raven]

"Two things, bub." Says Inertia getting right in Dark Thorn's face. "I'm the only one of my kind, I work independently of the Nexus. Two, I know you're talking about the Derexians and you do NOT threaten them, they are the kindest and honest people you will ever find." He says angrily before stepping back.

 

"I don't know how I'm upsetting the balance by giving these weaklings a little hell, care to elaborate?" Says Inertia as he walks over to an Irken worker and effortlessly boots him out of his chair, Inertia taking it in a lazy, exaggerated position.

[Reed Teran]

*Inertia..stops mid sit. His body wretches and twitches unnaturally, as he loses full control of it.*

DT: You do not dare threaten he who is keeper of the balance. Fooling with the Irken does nothing. I am merely...giving you a warning, for the Mediators have given me your future in this universe, and it seems quite troublesome.

*he walks forward to Inertia, and causes him to float up, still spasming*

I control anything so unfortunate as to irritate me, therefore, accept my warning and do not dare defy me.

*he releases control, sending Inertia to the ground*

Am I clear?

 

 

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Brutonian: I WILL MURDER YOUR FACE!!!

[Raven]

Inertia glares up at Dark Thorn, and without a word, he jumps up and takes off, warping outside the Massive. He flies around and rams into the snack cargo hold on the side of the Massive, stealing a lot of snacks and letting the rest float away. Inertia flies up to the large window and flips off everyone inside before stuffing his face with the Irkens' snacks.

[Reed Teran]

DT: ...hmph.

*Dark Thorn disappears...leaving the addled Tallest.*

Tallest 2: HEY! he stole our SNAAAACKS!

Tallest 1: SILENCE! We have other things to worry about! New Irk still needs contact!

[Raven]

Inertia taps on the glass as if to get someone's attention.

[Reed Teran]

*both the Tallest look over*

[ILOVEVHS]

Zim: GIR!!! HELP ME!
Gir: (suddenly in Red-Eye mode) YES SIR.
(Gir flies out and in his craziness does even worse things to the Brutonian's face than just murdering. :3)

[Raven]

Inertia points in the direction of a glowing white dot in the distance that is quickly closing in.

[Reed Teran]

Tallest 2: what in the...

Tallest 1: that's a DOT! KILL IT!

*the ship's weapons light up the place*

 

 

*the Brutonian falls off, screaming in anger*

 

(IMPORTANT EVENT HAPPENING)

*on the Planet-Fortress of New Germany, a messenger reaches the Fuhrer, Herr Viktormann.*

messenger: Mein Fuhrer! Ve haff fount an alien presenz on ze moon!

Viktormann: Vat?!

messenger: Zey haff a small ba-KHHK!

*a bloody hole now lies in his forehead, as the messenger falls to the floor*

Viktormann: INSOLENT FOOLS! DEAL VIT IT IMMEDIATELY!

[Raven]

Inertia grins and flies off, weaving between the cannon fire, stalling as the dot gets closer, revealing itself to be a white skinned Derexian man clad in silver armor. He wears a large white cape with a six pointed star with the words "Morning Star" written across the star. Instead of blue hair, the man has solid white, long flowing hair, his eyes are just like any other Derexian, however. The man effortlessly dodges the laser beams as he approaches Inertia. 

 

"Inertia, you rogue, what is all this?" Asks the man as he and Inertia dodge cannon fire.

 

"This is the Irken Empire, in case you haven't already heard of them, Captain Valgus." Inertia says as he gets right in Valgus's face before jetting off to maintain distance. 

 

"They certainly aren't friendly." Valgus says as he approaches Inertia. "Regardless, I've come to retrieve you so you don't cause too much trouble. '

 

"Catch me if you can, hero." Says Inertia before he sets up his force field, rocketing right for the front window of the Massive, aiming to ram through it.

[Reed Teran]

Irken pilot: MY TALLEST! HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!

 

Tallest 1: PANIC AND RUN AROUND! IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE!

*they all panic and run around*

[ILOVEVHS]

(Zim is able to fix the dents in the cockpit instantly, thank to Irken technology. After Gir gets back in, he tries to fly off to another spot)

[Reed Teran]

*It's easy to tell that most of the star-planet is at war, explosions constantly light up areas of the planet, and armies march about. There seems to be very little quiet spots.*

[Raven]

Inertia crashes right through the front window of the Massive, causing explosive decompression, flinging many workers out. Using his immense momentum, Inertia continues to crash through the ship. 

 

Valgus manages to block the hole with a large computer panel, keeping the Tallest from being sucked into space.

[Reed Teran]

*they hit the wall anyway*

Tallest 1: AAAGHHRGHH!

Tallest 2: BLAAAAST!

 

*the Irken are..VERY surprised, but Inertia's fun is punctuated by a deafening BRRRRAAARRRRRRR, as a large, gleaming white ship enters their airspace. The Irken..and the 2 newcomers...are witnessing the rarest thing in the Paperverse...A Creatonian ship, and a dreadnought-class at that. A voice punches into the minds of everyone present.*

Voice: Light Engines powering down. Weapons systems active. Hail Creatonia. The light spreads to all.

*And suddenly, a loud noise and a flash of light starts cutting the Massive to pieces. Link to Cannon's noise: http://picosong.com/CGHY/ *

[ILOVEVHS]

Zim: Hmm...Gir, it seems that we must once again use disguises to protect ourselves from these FILTHY...eh...FLITHS!
Gir: I wanna be a giant clown!

[Reed Teran]

* A loud siren blares...and Zim finally notices the big damn Planetary Cannon he just passed up firing into a Balkantorian Cruiser, shattering it to pieces. If the very important mission were to be complete and the Massive able to land here, he MUST DESTROY THE BIG GUN THING! So there may be VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIIIIIM!!!*

(Reed smacks himself with his anti-nostalgia bat and trods onward.)

[Raven]

Valgus forms a force field around the Tallest and the closest Irken workers, keeping them safe from the vacuum of space.

 

"You just had to ruin my fun, huh?" Inertia says, getting annoyed.

[Reed Teran]

*Multiple blasts from the vessel are smashing up the Massive roight an propa, punctuated by mental voices proclaiming that they are recharging and firing. The beams are apparently able to carve through most anything.*

 

Tallest 1: Fire some DDT at that battleship!

Irken: On the way!

*troops start boarding into what look like cannon shells, as they begin shooting the troops into the dreadnought.*

 

 

*The Derexian homeworld finally begins a stable orbit, in an area of close proximity to two planets...Lubrique, and Grammatica.*