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@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 11:25 AM)

Also I still have to figure out how to set up our e-mail accounts on the new host.

@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 08:19 AM)

As soon as I figure out how to restore it. Sorry, I know I said it'd be done by now, but I didn't expect to have to put up with this DNS crap and other issues that popped up.

@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

So when's the black theme coming back??

@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

"Should"

@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 07:27 AM)

That DNS took longer to propagate properly than I thought it would. *Now* we should be back for good, though.

@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:48 PM)

Or it might be because Bluehost *finally* got around to that server wipe (one week after we'd asked for it) and that wiped out our DNS settings. I'm not sure which and I don't really care. In any case, we've severed our last ties with Bluehost, so this will not happen again.

@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:08 PM)

Looks like Bluehost yanked our DNS since our hosting account expired. That's why the site went down a while ago. But as you can see, it's fixed now.

@  Misk : (23 July 2015 - 04:55 PM)

No, they do not.

@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 04:27 AM)

The goggles do nothing?

@  Misk : (22 July 2015 - 05:50 PM)

My eyes.

@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 12:24 PM)

Looks like forum uploads might have been broken since last night. That should be fixed now too.

@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 01:33 AM)

Heh, whoops! Server went down for a few mins when I borked the config. Looks like it's back up now.

@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 09:09 PM)

It looked like a napkin

@  ILOVEVHS : (21 July 2015 - 09:04 PM)

Fan-fuckin-tastic.

@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:25 PM)

As for the beaver picture while the forum was down, I think Tim drew it. On a napkin.

@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:24 PM)

No kiddin' about that "Finally!", Shadow. I am *so mad* at Bluehost for never responding to our support ticket. I submitted it early Friday morning and they *still* haven't answered it!

@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 06:37 PM)

Maybe he did that himself

@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:25 PM)

Say, who made the cute picture of Beaver Chief?

@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:24 PM)

Finally!

@  RedMenace : (21 July 2015 - 05:02 PM)

Woooo! The site's back up! Three cheers for Kef!


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#61 ILOVEVHS

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 03:51 PM

Max: I'm warning you, buddy. This is a battle you're going to-oh, you just want us to use the escape pods. That works too.
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Posted 08 May 2014 - 05:44 PM

Sigma tries to fire the turret at the other Stormswords, but when he fails, he gets frustrated and converts the matter that makes up the turret and shells into pure energy,which he directs into his canon. He jumps over to the other Stormsword and lands on it, his weight causing it to crumble a little. Sigma grins and proceeds to stomp on the vehicle with tremendous force, slowly crushing the Stormsword and everyone inside, reducing it to a flat plate of scrap metal.



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Posted 08 May 2014 - 06:12 PM

*this craziness alerts darker powers of this deranged and OP threat, this Sigma, with the God of Fate, Tzeentch, Changer of Ways taking personal interest. Unfortunately, this also alerts the Imperium's hidden allies, a Legion damned in all but deed....*

 

(Basically, Tzeentch, the God of sorcery, planning, and change, has just taken interest in your Imperium-smashing. This is either really good or really bad. You also have the attention of the Legion of the Damned, which is considered a VERY BAD THING. But if you like a good fight...the Damned will provide a viciously epic one, being even more badass than even the Grey Knights.)


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 06:17 PM

Sigma stands and gives out a sigh, getting bored. So to be rid of it, Sigma walks over to the last Stormsword and proceeds to eat it. No reason behind it, he just feels like eating the bloody vehicle, bit by bit, ignoring the people inside and letting them escape.



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Posted 08 May 2014 - 06:23 PM

*and out of the literal BLUE, he is BOOTED across the battlefield by a suddenly-there Space MArine, decorated with skeletal designs on his black armor....and he is ON FIRE!*

Battle-Brother Sicarius: Hear my words, Xeno, and despair. Your actions against Mankind are yet to come, and should you choose to carry them out, the Damned will fall upon you with relentless fury and cast you into the Warp.


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 06:52 PM

Sigma crashes into a building and causes it to crumble on top of him. After a few seconds, the dust settles, and his legs can be seen hanging out of the pile of rubble. 

 

"Hey, that kinda hurt." Sigma says as I sits up and brushes off rubble and dust, completely ignoring the Space Marine's monologue. "If you want to fight too, be my guest, I'm having quite a lot of fun here."



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Posted 08 May 2014 - 06:58 PM

*sicarius's gaunt visage glares at the xeno*

Sicarius: Your ignorance will mark your downfall, Xeno. Continue your carnage and you will pay dearly.

 

*you can hear whispering..."oh how lovely it would be to see his head upon a staff..."*


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 07:03 PM

"Now why would I stop? This society here is a little too orderly. I'm just adding a little chaos to the mix, balancing things out, well and having fun. When you live as long as I do, its hard to entertain yourself." Says Sigma as he walks up to Sicarius getting in his face.



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Posted 08 May 2014 - 07:08 PM

*the 8-foot flaming Space Marine just glares at him.*

Sicarius: Here, Chaos is a vile thing, Xeno. Mankind is in decline, and you would do best to direct your carnage at it's enemies, for you will not be purged as quickly.


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 07:15 PM

"I think it's adorable how you humans think yourselves so mighty as to threaten beings that keep your little reality in check. Human arrogance knows no bounds, it's both pitiful and amusing." Sigma says snidely, grinning at the space marine, completely unimpressed.



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Posted 08 May 2014 - 07:20 PM

Sicarius: Fool, you know not the Emperor's Light, so you blaspheme and be arrogant.You are lucky I do not purge you to the depths of the Warp to be some kind of Slaaneshi pleasure slave or a test subject for the Plague God's diseases.


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 07:23 PM

"I grow tired of your babbling. Use action and not words, you disgusting, filthy ape!" Growls Sigma as he grips Sicarius on the neck and lifts him up, slowly crushing the space marine's throat. Sigma's eyes and the flares on his spines turn from a deep crimson to a burned orange as he speaks.



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Posted 08 May 2014 - 07:26 PM

*Sicarius just...teleports away as soon as Sigma reaches for him, ending up behind Sigma*

 

Sicarius: Your foul grasp will not take me, xeno.


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 07:43 PM

"Releasing restrictions 1-34. Threat level now at B rank. " Sigma says as his voice suddenly becomes monotone and mechanical. 

 

Planting his right foot hard, Sigma pivots and spins around, swinging his left leg around at untraceable speeds, roundhouse kicking Sicarius with enough force to knock him into a building.



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Posted 08 May 2014 - 07:48 PM

*yet again, anticipated, teleport, with a deep chuckle*

Sicarius: You cannot fight me, xeno, I can foresee your actions through the powers of the Warp. Even so, my presence here is a projection from the Warp itself.


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 10:45 PM

Kirkov:  I feel I missed something rather important.  



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Posted 09 May 2014 - 06:36 AM

Veins pop out of Sigma's head as his frustration turns to rage, his eyes and spine flares turn from burned orange to bright yellow. 

 

Suddenly, 8 red hot control rods eject out of Sigma's back and drop to the ground, burning everything they touch. Moments after the control rods drop out, a loud alarm sound rings out, warning about nuclear meltdown. 

 

(https://www.youtube....h?v=BQeKOAzHw28 Sound effect)



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Posted 09 May 2014 - 08:42 AM

MV: ....you did...reports are coming in of a member of the Legio Damnatus being present!

 

 

Sicarius: You damn yourself with your needless anger. Khorne will take you before I myself can.

 

*Yet another voice..."But why serve that belligerent fool, when you can cause chaos in the name of the mighty Tzeentch?"*


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Posted 09 May 2014 - 09:14 AM

Kirkov: ...you're kidding....When did they get here and why wasn't I notified?  And don't use that I was just in the bathroom as an excuse.  



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Posted 09 May 2014 - 09:30 AM

MV: It's ONE legionnaire sighted, sir. Reports are coming in of the xeno having some kind of....mechanical features. Notably like some kind of nuclear reactor.


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