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[Raven]

"That aught to stir up the hornets nest." Sigma says as he grips his axe, his radar picking up multiple bodies. "I know you're their, why don't you come out to play?" Sigma calls out, talking to the snipers

[Reed Teran]

*without warning, Sigma is blindsided by a boot to the ribs*

Priest: ARE YOU READY TO DIE FOR MEEE?!?!

*he revs his huge Eviscerator Chainsword, as multiple squads of guardsmen converge on Sigma's position*

[Raven]

Sigma doesn't move an inch, his weight keeping him from doing so from such a relatively small impact.

 

"That's cute, now check out mine." He says with a wide grin as he swings his axe up and slams it down on the ground, sending out a shock wave strong enough to knock all of the guardsmen on their backs.

[RedAuthar]

Kirkov:  Liquified yet?  Surely we can Liquify threats faster than this....

[ILOVEVHS]

Max: Sam, are we going to get there soon? I'm not sure how much I can last without some form of slaughter.
Sam: Here, maybe this'll help. (Sam pulls a mouse of out his picket and gives it to Max, who tries to hammer it to death, but is failing)

[Reed Teran]

*several Guardsmen start to flee, only to be shot in the backs y the resident Commisars for cowardice.*

Commisar: I WILL SHOOT THE NEXT OF YOU WHO RUNS!

Priest: THE EMPEROR WILL GRANT ME STRENGTH!

*he swings his Eviscerator, unhindered by the shockwave*

 

MV: they have engaged. The scouts report it to be some kind of Xeno, sir, none we've seen so far.

[Raven]

The chainsaw clashes against Sigma's chest and throws off sparks, not even denting his skin, in fact a crystalline callus forms at the point of contact, the callus acting as even more armor. 

 

"You're Emperor isn't generous enough, I'm afraid." Sigma says before he spartan kicks the priest square in the chest with more than enough force to split a huge slab of granite.

[RedAuthar]

Kirkov:  Xenos?  I thought this was a threat not pest control.  

[Uncle Ben]

Jeff: Keep him calm...

[Reed Teran]

*the priest rockets backward, past the awestruck guardsmen. They then begin plastering Sigma with lasgun fire, sending laser rounds his way.*

[Raven]

The lasers don't deflect off Sigma, but are absorbed into him. "My turn." Sigma says as he focuses the laser energy into his cannon, aiming it at the guardsmen.

[ILOVEVHS]

Sam: You're asking too much of me, kiddo.

[Reed Teran]

*tons of the guardsmen start running, as the commisars are frantically executing all of them, failing to keep up*

Commisar: On charges of Cowardice, you are sentenced to death!

[RedAuthar]

Kirkov:  Any progress yet?  I want it's liquified, burned, and chopped hide mounted on the wall....well somewhere....maybe in the barracks. 

[Raven]

"Perhaps you are guilty of crimes yourself." Says Sigma as he appears in front of the Commisar, his cannon aimed directly in the man's face.

[Reed Teran]

*the Commisar doesn't even flinch*

Commisar: You do not scare me, filthy Xeno.

 

 

MV: The xeno is still active...it's wielding a heavy weapon.

[RedAuthar]

Kirkov:  WHAT NINCOMPOOP GAVE IT HEAVY WEAPONS!? 

[Raven]

Without a word, Sigma fires the cannon at point blank range.

[Reed Teran]

*and he thusly obliterates a lot of guardsmen. But such a thing happens often in the Imperium anyway.*

 

MV: I don't know, m'lord! Should we authorise Stormsword deployment?!

[Uncle Ben]

Jeff: I'm no kid.