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@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 11:25 AM)

Also I still have to figure out how to set up our e-mail accounts on the new host.

@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 08:19 AM)

As soon as I figure out how to restore it. Sorry, I know I said it'd be done by now, but I didn't expect to have to put up with this DNS crap and other issues that popped up.

@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

So when's the black theme coming back??

@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

"Should"

@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 07:27 AM)

That DNS took longer to propagate properly than I thought it would. *Now* we should be back for good, though.

@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:48 PM)

Or it might be because Bluehost *finally* got around to that server wipe (one week after we'd asked for it) and that wiped out our DNS settings. I'm not sure which and I don't really care. In any case, we've severed our last ties with Bluehost, so this will not happen again.

@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:08 PM)

Looks like Bluehost yanked our DNS since our hosting account expired. That's why the site went down a while ago. But as you can see, it's fixed now.

@  Misk : (23 July 2015 - 04:55 PM)

No, they do not.

@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 04:27 AM)

The goggles do nothing?

@  Misk : (22 July 2015 - 05:50 PM)

My eyes.

@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 12:24 PM)

Looks like forum uploads might have been broken since last night. That should be fixed now too.

@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 01:33 AM)

Heh, whoops! Server went down for a few mins when I borked the config. Looks like it's back up now.

@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 09:09 PM)

It looked like a napkin

@  ILOVEVHS : (21 July 2015 - 09:04 PM)

Fan-fuckin-tastic.

@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:25 PM)

As for the beaver picture while the forum was down, I think Tim drew it. On a napkin.

@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:24 PM)

No kiddin' about that "Finally!", Shadow. I am *so mad* at Bluehost for never responding to our support ticket. I submitted it early Friday morning and they *still* haven't answered it!

@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 06:37 PM)

Maybe he did that himself

@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:25 PM)

Say, who made the cute picture of Beaver Chief?

@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:24 PM)

Finally!

@  RedMenace : (21 July 2015 - 05:02 PM)

Woooo! The site's back up! Three cheers for Kef!


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Posted 19 June 2014 - 05:37 AM

Caligo grins and leads the group to a nearby meeting room aboard the hangar. Once all are inside, Caligo closes and locks the door, he turns to the others, his expression turning angry and dark. 

 

"Okay, just what the hell are you doing on my planet? Just who told you it would be a good idea to come here?" He says as he slams his hands on the table.



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Posted 27 June 2014 - 10:29 AM

*Arkus stays calm. Nothing would shake him. Martum was digging in his satchel, and Kor analyzes Caligo.*

 

Arkus: we are a..diplomatic vessel, Xeno. If you would kindly hold your suspicion-

*at this, outside, some form of incendiary charges bombard the place, sending rumbles across it. As usual, the Sororitas have ignored strategic orders and a Hereticus fleet of ONE THOUSAND carriers and frigates and cruisers carrying a metric FUCKTON of angry nuns in armor begins to bear down on the planet, resplendant in gold, red, and black, ready to purge the "heretics" with fire and faith.*

Arkus:DAMNABLE HERETICUS! Martum, We must return to the ship, NOW!

*Arkus uses his plasma pistol to blast a hole in the door (Concentrated bursts tend to do this) while Martum opens fire on Caligo as a distraction. Even now, the Hereticus fleet would possibly obliterate the orbital structure before they reached low orbit themselves, and Arkus knew he had a limited time before he himself would expire. Not on a Xenos world he thought. More Incendiary and Krak rounds began to blast the Platform apart.*


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 09:01 PM

Caligo engulfs the entire room in Erebun, the dark fog eating the bullets Martum fired. 

 

"You have made the biggest mistake of your miserable lives." Caligo says in a dark voice, only his glowing green eyes visible through the darkness.The building is then destroyed in  a huge spacial distortion, resulting in an explosion, the Erubun flooding out and spreading faster than the wind. Suddenly, even with the constant destruction and chaos around, everything goes dead silent and very still.

 

"Restriction 666 Released..." Caligo's voice can be heard through the silence. 

 

"Caligo, you psycho! DON'T YOU DARE!" Roars Valgus as he rockets towards Caligo, desperately trying to stop him.

 

"Deus Ex Machina Subject: Theta.... Awaken." Caligo says just as a strange green magic circle surrounds him, emerald green chains appearing attached to him. These chains have always bound him, but the magic circle now severs them, an explosion of energy erupting from Caligo as the sun turns deep crimson red, the sky turning jet black. 

 

 

(Theme for Theta's fight)

 

 

When the light from the energy explosion dims, what is left is something from nightmares. Wearing a long, tattered, black leather trimmed in glowing green trench coat, multiple horns and glowing green eyes dot his grotesque black body and coat, the man known as Theta lowers to the ground in front of Arkus. Theta grins a wide, fang filled grin at Arkus, the mass of wriggling tentacles on his back stretching out and wrapping around Arkus, raising him up to Theta's face. 

 

"I'm going to enjoy every moment of skinning you alive and wearing your entrails as a scarf." Theta says in a sinister, hissing voice as he rakes his long, jagged, sickle shaped claws across Arkus's face.



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Posted 30 June 2014 - 06:58 PM

*Arkus knows he's beat. He knows it damn well. Martum is frantically attempting to dash to the landing craft, with the unfazed and emotionless Kor-Tekhs hobbling behind him, and Arkus just accepts this fate...but he won't be going down anything but a martyr. His vox still open, he utters one sentence...*

Arkus: Purge, in the Emperor's name...

*He then puts every ounce of psychic power he has into this..and is taken by Chaos, resulting in a Greater Daemon of Tzeentch exploding out of his body with a LOT of force. at a total height of 20 feet, the Lord of Change screeches at this decadent Theta, and blasts it with Warp Sorcery. Now the Hereticus had double the reason to be here...and the Hereticus Astropaths are frantically contacting the Ordo Malleus after sighting a Greater Daemon.

The command being given, the huge Astra Militarum fleet begins to make it's journey to the planet, bristling with Guardsmen, tanks, Baneblades, Ogryn, and enough forces to fully conquer a planet.*

(Time until Astra Militarum Arrives: 10 posts)


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Posted 01 July 2014 - 08:17 AM

Theta vanishes in a cluster of liquid Erebun and tentacles, reappearing 10 feet away in the same fashion.

 

"Isn't that cute, the little worm sac sacrificed himself to summon a big beast." Theta says with a toothy grin, getting down in an attacking stance. "I play with you, big guy.

 

Many tentacles rise from the fog hovering above the ground, the slimy, black, green eye riddled tentacles wrapping around the daemon's legs, holding it still as Theta lunges at it's head, ready to deliver a devastating slash across it's face with his hypercharged claws.



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Posted 03 July 2014 - 08:18 PM

* By now, the platform is obviously blasted to bits and possibly falling from the sky, as the Lord of Change gives the shoggoth wannabe a loud SCREEEEECH as Warp Screamers started materializing, aiming to cut the tentacled beast into ribbons.*

Lord of Change: I AM FORGATH DOOMSPINNER, LORD OF CHANGE! TZEENTCH HAS PLANNED THE COMING EVENTS, AND THE OUTCOME OF THIS BATTLE! HE HAS PLANNED YOUR ACTIONS LONG BEFORE THIS DAY, ALWAYS AND EVER, JUST AS PLANNED!


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Posted 03 July 2014 - 09:24 PM

Sirens all over Pacifica Vastum start to sound, a voice coming on the intercom to state. "Code Back. Code Black. X rated Maverick, Theta, has been spotted. Evacuate all global residents. All residents hurry to the closest Bastion ship." This showing that Theta is perceived to be a greater threat than the invaders.

 

With a horrifying sound of snapping bones and ripping flesh, Theta's mouth splits open and swings open wider than anything possible, growing big enough to devour all the Warp Screamers. With a loud snap, Theta slams his mouth shut and promptly eats the creatures.

 

"You have dared set foot on my land, therefore, your life is forfeit, your flesh is mine. A lord you may be, but even the mightiest bend their knee to death." As Theta speaks, he holds out his hand, Erebun manifesting a giant scythe, the blade of which resembles that of a dragon's skull, reaching 20 feet in length. "Enough of your chatter. Come now, show your supposed might and fight me."



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Posted 13 July 2014 - 03:03 PM

*The Hereticus fleet finally reaches high orbit, and the platform is indeed in ruin, the Lord of Change and the behemoth now floating. Forgath opens a few Warp rifts, sending Tzeentchian Disc Riders into the Erebun menace. From the Hereticus fleet, landing craft begin to swarm to the surface, chock full of Sisters of Battle ready to purge. Some of these craft are beset by Screamers, as Chaos equally hated the Ordo Hereticus, giving Forgath a little credit. Forgath himself, after his summons, wreaths Theta in Warpfire, attempting to use the Power of Change to mutate Theta into something a little more fit for Chaos.*

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Posted 13 July 2014 - 06:44 PM

"Now now, I can't have you changing him more, I like him as he is." Says a familiar voice as the Warpfire is bent away from Theta.

 

"That voice! Brother!" Calls Theta, getting very excited as he turns to see the towering white powerhouse. "I've been waiting so patiently for you brother! Now that you're here, we can lay waste to these pathetic worms!"

 

"Theta, you're a sick bastard, and I WILL be the one to finally put you down..." Sigma starts, glaring deeply at Theta.

 

"Oh yes! Hate me, brother! Despise me even more! Once we're done with spreading the beauty of destruction and chaos, we can spend the rest of eternity killing each other!" Theta says as he clutches himself, his body shuddering with excitement, his claws digging into his arms.

 

"... But in this situation, I agree with you, these wild mutts need to be put down for good. So why don't you go take care of those ships while I handle big and ugly here?" Sigma suggests before he materializes his halberd in his hand, making his way towards the Lord of Change.

 

"A splendid idea! I will bathe this world in their delicious, sanguine blood!" Theta exclaims before large, jagged, insect like wings burst from his back, spraying glowing green blood and slimy Erebun everywhere before taking off into the sky, zooming straight for the landing crafts, scythe in hand, straight to the slaughter.



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Posted 18 July 2014 - 06:25 AM

*The mighty Lord of Change screeches at Sigma, opening a Warp Rift RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM. The power of the Immaterium seeps out, radically warping the area around it.*
Forgath: YOU SEAL THE FATE OF YOUR PLANET! I SHALL MAKE IT INTO A DAEMON WORLD FIT FOR THE CHANGER OF WAYS!

*to anyone not Warp-tainted, just looking at the rift is damaging, due to attempting to perceive the impossible realm. IT provides a powerful suction to the non-warp-tainted as well, while hundreds of Tzeentchian Screamers pour out, accompanied by a few Disc Riders, hurling mutative Change Hexes and Sorcery at Sigma.

 

In the Hereticus Fleet, as soon as Theta approaches, the frantic Sisters light him UP. Melta Rounds, Krak Cannons, Macrocannons,  Flamer Jets, and hundreds, thousands, MILLIONS of Lightning Fighters. The Sororitas are anything but unmotivated, as the furious, the faithful and the hateful Sisters pound into Theta with every frontal gun in the fleet, their unbreakable Morale providing intense support. A Squad of Seraphim Assault troops even blast open the back of a Thunderhawk transport to swoop in to get them a piece of Xeno, the remaining Sisters inside willingly accepting their death in the cold vacuum.*

Seraphim Superior: IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, YOUR DEATH WILL BE THE HERALD OF OUR FIRE AND FAITH!


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 08:38 PM

Ignoring the attacks CLEARLY causing him damage, Sigma casually aims his cannon at the Lord of Change and converts every type of energy around him into raw energy and funnels it into the cannon, the cannon glowing brightly and giving off a loud humming sound. Holding this charge, Sigma fires off his thrusters and dodges the Screamers and Disk Riders, hacking them to pieces with his halberd with ease. Diving towards the Lord of Change, Sigma tackles the daemon, pinning the beast beneath his huge metal boot, aiming his cannon again at him. 

 

"If you survive this, I'll show you a monster that makes the two of us look like mere pups." Sigma says with a grin just before he fires his cannon, blasting the daemon with a beam of energy strong enough to blast completely through the planet. This causes the entire planet to quake, buildings collapsing and fissures forming in the earth.

 

 

 

Enclosing himself in Erebun, Theta draws in as much power as he can while the cloud of dark fog dissolves the rounds. Imbuing his giant scythe with Erebun, Theta grins widely as he gives it a mighty swing, the Erebun lashing out and creating a giant black slash that wipes out a huge majority of the Lightning Fighters.






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