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[Reed Teran]

Dude: ...I have a feeling you and your race would probably see this as paradise. Anyways...pick a planet!

 

 

Shoota: KRUMP EM!

*hordes of orkz charge caligo*

[Raven]

"Pacifica Vastum, our home world, we need a new ship." Says Elacia as she releases Niang's cheeks.

 

 

 

Caligo's face curls into a menacing grin before he proceeds to start ripping orkz apart.

[Reed Teran]

*Dude hands Elacia a golden card* 

Dude: nonsense, miss. Here...when you have some time, just tear this in half, and I'll be there in a flash....

*suddenly, they're back on their homeworld, safe.*

 

*and so Caligo faces a green tide...that looks endless.*

[Raven]

"Lady Elacia! We lost com connection hours ago and we were panicking!" Exclaims a white skinned man clad in sterling silver armor, rushing up to Elacia.

 

"I'm fine Valgus, really." Says Elacia.

 

"Lieutenant Niang, report." Vagus barks when he is sure that Elacia ito hold offf s healthy.

 

"Sir! We followed the Maverick known as Sigma to a strange planet inhabited by hostiles. Lady Elacia approached the inhabitants in an attempt to establish diplomatic connections and was welcomed with violence. She was taken to a Tau ship and was greeted warmly. We established diplomatic connections with the Tau before Sigma returned and destroyed the ship. A being going by Dude saved us and took us to a realm called Haven while Negotiator Caligo stayed back to hold off Sigma. We stayed in Haven for a while before being teleported here." Replies Niang in the typical military manor. 

"This all sounds very odd, is this all true, Princess?" Valgus asks Elacia.

 

"Every word. You should send out some fighters to the Tau home world, see if you can help with the infestation. We don't want our new allies to be wiped out now do we?" Says Elacia as she hands the first Lieutenant, Miyuki Shinda-me, a pink haired human who stays close by to Valgus, instructing her to place the card in her personal vault. 

 

"As you wish, my Lady." Says Miyuki before she turns and walks off with the card.

 

"Lieutenant Niang, care to explain why a negotiator was left to fend off an X+ level threat while you, a soldier, escaped?" Valgus asks in a cold tone.

 

"S-sir! Negotiator Caligo demanded it! Also, if I had stayed behind to aid, that would have left the Princess vulnerable, sir!" Niang replies, very tense and nervous.

 

 

 

 

 

Caligo sneezes for a second before assessing his situation. He grins as he holds a claw to his wrist. "Blood Pain!" He says before he slashes his wrist, spilling pitch black blood. After this, every time Caligo kills an ork, his blood lashes out and steals the soul of the ork.

[Reed Teran]

*Hilariously, due to the near-soullessness of the orks, their biology being more fungal than anything, and their idiotic intelligence, this just makes caligo feel stupider with every "soul"*

 

 

 

*before long, their planet is approached by none other than a Water Caste envoy's ship, from T'au itself. The Tau keep tabs of undiscovered planets with good efficiency.*

[Raven]

"What is this?" Caligo asks as he notices several lapses in thought. 

 

Stop using Blood Pain, you're getting stupid.

 

"Is that it? Alright then." Caligo says before he dispells the ability.

 

 

 

 

"Captain, we have picked up an incoming ship." Says a woman as she approaches Valgus. 

 

"Give them the usual welcome." Valgus says to the woman, who salutes and walks off. 

[Reed Teran]

*the Orks just keep coming, with no end to them.*

Nob: BASH EM GOOD! WAAAAGH!!

[Raven]

With a spinning motion, Caligo flings out several lashes of the dark fog that act as blades, mowing down every ork within 50 feet of him.

 

 

 

"Hello hello! How's it goin? Good to see ya!" Says a girl named Terra as her face pops up on the Tau ship's main monitor, transmitting from her personal house in the mountains.

[Reed Teran]

*This still doesn't stop the constant ork flow, as TRILLIONS of Orks are shoving eachother out of the way to get a good whack at Caligo.*

 

 

*The face of a quite feminine Tau beams back, with a small, kind smile.*

Diplomat: Hello! We of the T'au Empire welcome you to the galaxy, newcomers! May we have permission to land?

[Raven]

Caligo continues his slaughter, going faster and faster as time goes on.

 

 

 

 

"Sure thing! Just come on down to the Sky Hangar. Can't miss it, it's a huge station floating above the clouds. You won't see me there, but I believe Princess Elacia is on board." Says Terra with a thumbs up.

[Reed Teran]

*the small, khaki-colored ship proceeds to this Sky Hangar, and lands in short order. The ramp of the craft goes down, and about a dozen Fire Warriors line up on the sides, as a blue-skinned, thin diplomat girl walks out, in seemingly pseudo-future-oriental attire. A similarly-dressed male Tau bumbles behind her, with some sort of datapad.*

[Raven]

"Welcome, friends, to Pacifica Vastum! It's such an honor and pleasure to welcome you here." Says Elacia in a very warm and welcoming voice as she approaches the diplomats, Valgus following her, his eyes cold and stern as always. 

[Reed Teran]

Diplomat: Greetings! I am Por'el Shi'na of T'au, a diplomat sent to discuss further terms of alliance and establish an Embassy. This is my escort, Por'ei Ko'da.

*Ko'da waves*

May I be granted permission to speak with a Ms. Princess Elacia, on behalf of Aun'o Shi'ores?

[Raven]

"You certainly may, since I'm standing right here." Elacia says with a giggle. "I'm Elacia Victoria Eveningstar, its a pleasure to meet you." She says before she gives both Por'el and Ko'da a smooch on both cheek as a greeting.

[Reed Teran]

(That name. So much pizazz.)

 

Shi'na: Oh! Well..we've been told you accepted an alliance with the T'au already, we just need to set up an embassy of sorts and discuss further things, such as auxilliary tithes, trade offerings, et-cetera.

[Raven]

"But of coarse. However, I'm sorry to tell you that the official Negotiator is currently...... Oh crap I forgot about Caligo...." Elacia says calmly then breaks composure at the last bit. 

 

(Her initials spell E.V.E, just like my daughter-to-be.)

[Reed Teran]

*the diplomat raises a nonexistent eyebrow.*

[Raven]

"Hold on for just one moment." Elacia says before she turns to Valgus. "I don't care how you do it, just find Caligo and bring him here, now!" She mutters in a serious tone.

 

"*sigh* Right away, Princess." Valgus replies and reluctantly teleports away.

[Reed Teran]

Shi'na: Well...we could discuss your position in the Tau'va.

[Raven]

"Of course!" Says Elacia as she turns back to Shi'na.