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[Reed Teran]

Citizens of the glorious Imperium of Man, hear me and rejoice! We are about to engage a xeno unlike any other, a xeno who seeks to overcome us!

 

They are FOOLISH and STUPID to challenge the mighty Imperium, and we shall show them why!

 

We will go to WAR!

 

Basically, Me and Raven had a chat about my Warhammers and his Nexus, and we decided to hold a confrontation between universes.

 

And we want YOU to be stuck in the middle!

 

Basically, you'll be smack-dab in the middle of a massive conflict between the Grimdark Imperium and the Noblebright Nexus, with the various WH40k races interfering. There is no restrictions on characters short of mary sues and godmode, you can be whoever and whatever you want, Warhammer race or not. Most likely, you'd be on Raven's side if you're not a human.

 

You'll be a group on a ship, going about and taking part however you want. If you die, simply draft up another character.

 

Red, I actually want to use the Crimson Raiders for first contact.

 

And Raven, you'll be arriving in a homebrew sector, so until you stir up the Imperium you deal with minor Guard and Tau, as well as Orks.

 

Raven, preach your side for our prospective players.

[RedAuthar]

Lord Marshal Theodore Alexander Kirkov at your Service My Liege. 

 

And for those who don't know:

 

The 404th Hades V Crimson Raiders

 

Lord Marshal Theodore Alexander Kirkov 

 

Lord Marshal Theodore Alexander Kirkov holds his troops in high regards.  That is not to say he has any respect for the individual troopers or to say he is not willing to ....ahem...."make sacrifices."  However, you don't waste or abuse your tools, you don't get careless with them or they will cease to be valuable to you.  Lord Marshal Kirkov believes that for his Regiment to be a worthy "Sledgehammer" for the Imperium, his soldier need to be in the best shape, have the best training, state of the art equipment, and be capable for any situation that calls for them.  He also believes in the Carrot and Stick Approach, Good Soldiers should be awarded, bad soldiers should be cannon fodder.  Good Soldiers get the better rations, equipment, shelter, etc.  Bad soldiers get put where they're most likely to be killed or experienced enough to be good soldiers.  Where the money for these benefits and best of the best whatevers come from?  That's politics problem.  You don't win wars without tightening the civies' belts.

 

Theodore Alexander Kirkov got his rank by doing what he does best, selling his best points and serving the Emperor without question.  He missed his calling as a Used Car Salesman.  Kirkov is a determined man with an iron will and tremendous ambition, stoked in his youth by resentment at what he perceived to be a lack of respect for the accomplishments of his family line.  Best way to fix that?  Become a Military Hero or become a valuable Leader of the Imperium.   Selling everything wonderful about himself to his superiors, making the right friends, and "dealing with" competitors brought rank about rather quickly.  

 

Also he is highly addicted to Coffee as we found out the hard way. 

[Raven]

Thank you Reed for that spectacular introduction. 

 

Allow me to introduce you to my (currently) strongest OC.

 

(Please excuse the picture, and I know, he is just a white Sonic fused with Sigma from Megaman X)

 

Name: Sigma F-18-X 

 

Species: Mobian/Derexian cross breed cyborg

 

Age: 4000 Earth years

 

Height: 2 meters

 

Weight: Immeasurable 

 

Personality: Ever the wild card, Sigma is completely unpredictable, his mood and behavior change wildly. One moment he is quiet, calm, and kind, but just moments later, he can turn cruel, manic, and enraged. There is only one trend that is consistent in his behavior, its that he is cruel, sadistic, unfeeling, destructive, and blood thirsty. Sigma takes joy out of torturing his prey, relishing in the many expressions and emotions they project under pain. 

 

Weapons: Sigma totes around a rather large battleaxe, named Letum, the axe forged out of a special alloy (the same alloy Dirge's cleaver is made of, I'll call it Deus Metal) that grows stronger and sharper the more Sigma uses it. With Sigma's unmatched physical strength, he can swing Letum with enough force to chop through miles of solid stone. 

 

Sigma not only wields Letum, but an attachable shoulder mounted energy cannon that is powered with his own energy. The cannon is very much capable of firing a beam strong enough to rip the atmosphere off a planet. 

 

Skills and Abilities: Sigma boasts a wide variety of different abilities that all stem from his inborn skill, Skill Steal. Skill Steal is a program that constantly runs, allowing Sigma to copy skills, abilities, and even powers from others when he experiences them directly. Here is a list of SOME skills Sigma has stolen:

• Teleportation
• Matter Manipulation
• Energy Manipulation
• Gravity Manipulation

Strengths: Heat, energy

 

Flaws: Mentally insane, slow to take off in flight, weak to ice and energy drain, vulnerable to illusions.

 

Added Note: Sigma's body is perfectly melded with machinery, his flesh is woven with Deus Metal at the molecular level. So Sigma can turn his own flesh into robotics at will.

 

Also, Sigma is a living biological nuclear reactor, the energy produced powers him. When he is severely angered, he goes critical and may explode.

[ILOVEVHS]

Hmmm....

I won't post their info just yet, but I know who to use on Reed's side...

Spoiler

[Reed Teran]

....VHS, I need not explain how only the Tau would be okay with those two. The Inquisition would catch and kill.\

 

You're better off helping the Derexians.

[Raven]

I may add that the Nexus is not involved, yet. Sigma acts outside of the Nexus's control. The only way to get them involved would be to identify Sigma somehow, identify his creators, and contact them

[ILOVEVHS]

I think they would be the ones catching and killing, but, meh, your opinion.

[RedAuthar]

The Humans of the Imperium would see them as Xenomorphic freaks. 

[Raven]

The Nexus would welcome them with cookies 

[Uncle Ben]

Can i be a neutral party?

[ILOVEVHS]

Can i be a neutral party?

Me too?

[Reed Teran]

That's the point, Ben. You and the Freelance duo will be on a ship...not taking sides.

 

 

Since I DM the Warhammer-verse, I'm technically the God-Emperor, my sons.

Red will technically be my sword, the Dread Knights on Hades II will be my guiding hand.

 

After the Sigma and the Nexus thusly smacks the Hades system, the Imperium will stir.

[Uncle Ben]

So i can stay out of this for as long as i want to?

[ILOVEVHS]

Excellent.

[Reed Teran]

Yes, you and Sam and Max can skirt the conflict as much as you wish...until Max gets to drive the ship...then you'll probably be in the mouth of a Bloodthirster.

[Uncle Ben]

Name: "Jeff"

Age: ??

Job: Merchant

Human

Bio: Need to know basis, like everything else. He deals in everything; food, amour, weapons, medicine, random shit, etc.

Side: Neutral.

 

Its purposely like this so Jeff is neutral and an "unknown"

[Reed Teran]

You're already in, and so are the dynamic duo. post away.

[Reed Teran]

Raven, here are some references to the forces Sigma might be facing soon if he keeps on calling attention:

This is Grey Knight Commander Signus Astral, assigned to the Lodge Damnatio of Ordo Malleus. Behind him, the fanatical and efficient Black Templar space marines.

These are Grey Knight Terminators, sent in to handle the heaviest heresy, in this case, they were handling Daemons of Chaos. Behind them is a company of Inquisitorial Stormtroopers, and behind THEM, more Black Templars.

 

If Sigma keeps being bombastic, chances are the Ordo Xenos will classify him as Daemonicus Extremis Diabolus Xenos, which means that they think he is some kind of Daemonic Xeno. Then the Ordo Malleus AND the Ordo Xenos will start POURING Grey Knights and Deathwatch on Sigma, and then you'd meet the man of the hour...Malleus Inquisitor Lord Durum Argus, Lodge Damnatio's best, seen here with his retinue.

He's the ominous hooded one in grey armor.

[Reed Teran]

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE

SUPER IMPORTANT

 

I've been talking to a very good friend recently about WH40k's finer points, and he's wanted to toss HIS Terrahypt at them. Personally, I don't feel like running a billion WH40k crossovers, so I'm thinking about dropping Terrahypt into this one along with the Nexus. Dut is fine with it, as I've explained it over our skype call about the Nexus's ordeal. He said, and i QUOTE,

 

"A bunch of insane, xenophobic racists meets a bunch of silly, nonsensical breeders meets a spacebound land full of crazy serious people...and Tothler. This will be funny."

 

If the cards play right, I might as well hurl MY forces in, be they Bruton and his Brutonians, who probably would run up and out-BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD Khorne, or Dude and the Otherworlders, a bunch of mostly deranged psychos made from what happens when you run a Chao (yes, a Chao from StH) through Black Sun energy and humanize it, making up most of Dude's army. As fun and good as Dude is, his Generals are purely Lawful Evil. The Bastards.

 

Make your choice, players: A bunch of universe-conquering barbarians or the Good God and his army of psychos?

[ILOVEVHS]

BARBARIANS.