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@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 11:25 AM)

Also I still have to figure out how to set up our e-mail accounts on the new host.
@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 08:19 AM)

As soon as I figure out how to restore it. Sorry, I know I said it'd be done by now, but I didn't expect to have to put up with this DNS crap and other issues that popped up.
@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

So when's the black theme coming back??
@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

"Should"
@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 07:27 AM)

That DNS took longer to propagate properly than I thought it would. *Now* we should be back for good, though.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:48 PM)

Or it might be because Bluehost *finally* got around to that server wipe (one week after we'd asked for it) and that wiped out our DNS settings. I'm not sure which and I don't really care. In any case, we've severed our last ties with Bluehost, so this will not happen again.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:08 PM)

Looks like Bluehost yanked our DNS since our hosting account expired. That's why the site went down a while ago. But as you can see, it's fixed now.
@  Misk : (23 July 2015 - 04:55 PM)

No, they do not.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 04:27 AM)

The goggles do nothing?
@  Misk : (22 July 2015 - 05:50 PM)

My eyes.
@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 12:24 PM)

Looks like forum uploads might have been broken since last night. That should be fixed now too.
@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 01:33 AM)

Heh, whoops! Server went down for a few mins when I borked the config. Looks like it's back up now.
@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 09:09 PM)

It looked like a napkin
@  ILOVEVHS : (21 July 2015 - 09:04 PM)

Fan-fuckin-tastic.
@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:25 PM)

As for the beaver picture while the forum was down, I think Tim drew it. On a napkin.
@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:24 PM)

No kiddin' about that "Finally!", Shadow. I am *so mad* at Bluehost for never responding to our support ticket. I submitted it early Friday morning and they *still* haven't answered it!
@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 06:37 PM)

Maybe he did that himself
@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:25 PM)

Say, who made the cute picture of Beaver Chief?
@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:24 PM)

Finally!
@  RedMenace : (21 July 2015 - 05:02 PM)

Woooo! The site's back up! Three cheers for Kef!

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March Of The Nullam

Started by Raven, May 05 2014 12:36 AM

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#221 ILOVEVHS

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:07 PM

(Kevin looks very satisfied to see the spider split open)
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"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 07:14 AM

Mick:  Wow...that's gross.

 

[And Red is never sleeping again....ugh...]


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Posted 13 August 2014 - 09:45 AM

Dirge catches himself on a ledge, pulling himself up to his feet. The remains of the spider fall into the lake of lava, causing the entire cavern to rumble as the lava recedes down, draining out and revealing a large tomb made of red hot steel, which cools slowly. 

 

"Your reward awaits, careful though, it's still quite hot." Says Maria as she takes Mick down to a lower platform, but still out of harm's way.


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Posted 13 August 2014 - 10:24 AM

(Kevin lands there, hopping in agony from the hot floor, like being on sand at the beach)
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Posted 13 August 2014 - 01:26 PM

Mick: much obliged.
[He looks the tomb over]

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Posted 13 August 2014 - 02:31 PM

Dirge looks the situation over then turns to the cavern wall next to him, listening carefully to the wall. With no wind up, Dirge punches through the stone wall and reaches an aqueduct, letting water pour through the hole and flow down to the bottom of the cavern, vaporizing on impact with the floor, rapidly cooling the floor and the red hot tomb, filling the chamber with steam


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Posted 13 August 2014 - 03:15 PM

(Kevin is also hit by the water)

Kevin: Whew...much better.
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Posted 13 August 2014 - 03:34 PM

Mick: You know steam can cook the flesh from your bones right,

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Posted 13 August 2014 - 05:36 PM

"He doesn't seem too bothered by it." Says Dirge as he drops down over 100 feet, landing with a crash, the impact cracking the ground. Walking over to the tomb, Dirge kicks the 4'x10'x10" steel lid welded onto the top of the tomb, letting it crash on to the ground with a bang. 

 

Inside the tomb lies hundreds of rough diamonds the size of baseballs. 

 

"I say that we split it by percentage of contribution. I say I did 50% of the work, you two both did 25%, that sound fair?" Dirge says as he looks at the others.


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Posted 13 August 2014 - 05:41 PM

Kevin: Come on, 40 percent! I saved your life.
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Posted 13 August 2014 - 05:49 PM

"Correction, you saved my body, I'm dead, see?" Dirge says as he takes Kevin's hand and places it on his neck, showing Kevin that he indeed has no pulse and is cold. "Regardless, I believe you're right, but 40% leaves only 20% for Mick, so does 30% sound fair?"


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Posted 13 August 2014 - 06:02 PM

Mick: agreed!

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Posted 13 August 2014 - 06:26 PM

"Alright, that makes it out to be 40% for me, and 30% for the two of you." Says Dirge as he separates the diamonds into three stacks.

 

"I'll hold on to your spoils for the three of you." Says Maria as she floats down. With a snap of her fingers, three chests appear on the ground, each engraved with each party member's name. 

 

Dirge opens his chest and loads in  all but five of his diamonds, holding on to the remaining. "I've been curious about this..." He says as he takes a bite out of on like it's an apple, loudly crunching away. "Tastes like glass."


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Posted 13 August 2014 - 06:44 PM

(Kevin puts random things in his)

Kevin: ...You've just taken a bite out of the hardest substance known to man.
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Posted 13 August 2014 - 07:08 PM

Mick: He could have eaten the spider...


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 06:15 AM

"It's actually quite tasty, like rock candy." Says Dirge as he munches.

 

"Exposition Time, children! Dirge now has the power to eat anything and everything! If it can fit in his mouth, it's fair game." Says Maria as she helps the others load their diamonds into their chests.


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 07:33 AM

Kevin: ...So he's Kirby.
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Posted 14 August 2014 - 08:06 AM

[Kydd ponders this for a moment]

Mick:  How about that metal?  *points to the tomb* Could you eat pieces of that?


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 10:05 AM

Just to prove a point, Dirge walks over to the tomb and opens his mouth wide, much wider than humanly possible, and takes a large bite of the tomb off in one big chomp, he then proceeds to chew on the steel like it's gum.

 

"And he's be Kirby if he could suck his enemies in like a vacuum and absorb their power. Sadly, he can only eat what he can fit in his mouth, he only gains a little health from what he eats." Says Maria as she warps the chests out into a pocket universe.

 

"Maria, was it? I've been meaning to ask, just what are you? It's obvious that you're not human, you possess so much power and know exactly what's going on." Dirge asks as he takes a seat on a rock to rest.

 

"It's simple, I'm a goddess." Says Maria with a cute smile.


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Posted 15 August 2014 - 12:48 AM

Mick:  That explains a lot actually. 


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