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Mystery Science Theater 3000
#1
Posted 19 May 2013 - 11:55 AM
My fave show in the world.
#2
Posted 19 May 2013 - 12:18 PM

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#3
Posted 19 May 2013 - 07:17 PM
Heck, I've even done some MiSTings myself! Sadly...none of them are on the internet anymore since my primary MiSTing site went *RASPBERRY SOUND* some time ago.
#4
Posted 20 May 2013 - 10:20 AM
It's a goofy series with some really funny jokes, but I have one major gripe with it... most of the movies featured on the show are downright awful. I get so distracted by the films' cheapness that I have a difficult time listening to the characters' comments and jokes. It maybe the video quality, but it's also hard to hear some of their jokes against the movie's audio as well.
If I can find better quality episodes, I will probably enjoy the series more. Afterall, it's a unique television series that launched a phenomenon on the internet.
That, and I love it's theme song. So catchy...
#5
Posted 20 May 2013 - 11:00 AM
In that case, don't watch the episode Hobgoblins. It is bad. BAD.

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#6
Posted 03 October 2013 - 10:44 PM
I think the problem is that the movie is shitty quality,
In that case, don't watch the episode Hobgoblins. It is bad. BAD.
The worst one of all time was "Manos: The Hands of Fate." It's so bad even the mad scientists feel guilty about this one.
During one of the breaks:
"Look, I know it's our job to send you bad movies but this time I feel we've gone too far. I'm very sorry."
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#7
Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:49 AM
MSTie right here. Over here in jolly old England we didn't exactly get a lot of access to the show. We got the movie, and a couple of dozen episodes (all of season 8 and a handful of season 9) but that was really it.
Thankfully a former FUSer sent me some DVD-Rs of episodes so I could experience the show and I got hooked. To date, I've got all the DVDs that have been released and all the remaining episodes in some form or another, including all the season 0/KTMA episodes and the movie too. I also have a replica version of the Crystal Ball Tom Servo as seen in episode 812 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies and an autographed copy of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide book. And I also have plenty of Rifftrax commentaries, shorts and movies.
The worst one of all time was "Manos: The Hands of Fate." It's so bad even the mad scientists feel guilty about this one.
During one of the breaks:
"Look, I know it's our job to send you bad movies but this time I feel we've gone too far. I'm very sorry."
Typical response. Manos is a bad movie, but there are equally shitty ones and ones even worse then it, it's just a question of finding them.
But honestly, how can that be the worst movie ever when even the Best Brains themselves refused to do numerous movies because of how bad they were? It takes a certain kind of bad for a movie to appear of MST3K, they wouldn't just use any old movies they found.I recall reading a while ago that for every 20 movies they screened, 1, maybe 2 of them were show worthy.
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
#8
Posted 04 October 2013 - 04:11 PM
MSTie right here. Over here in jolly old England we didn't exactly get a lot of access to the show. We got the movie, and a couple of dozen episodes (all of season 8 and a handful of season 9) but that was really it.
Thankfully a former FUSer sent me some DVD-Rs of episodes so I could experience the show and I got hooked. To date, I've got all the DVDs that have been released and all the remaining episodes in some form or another, including all the season 0/KTMA episodes and the movie too. I also have a replica version of the Crystal Ball Tom Servo as seen in episode 812 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies and an autographed copy of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide book. And I also have plenty of Rifftrax commentaries, shorts and movies.
Do you have any spares of the Godzilla episodes?

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#9
Posted 06 October 2013 - 03:52 AM
Do you have any spares of the Godzilla episodes?
Kicking around someone, I probably do.
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
#10
Posted 06 October 2013 - 09:10 AM
Do you have any spares of the Godzilla episodes?
Kicking around someone, I probably do.
GIVE THEM TO ME...
(Echo) ...TO ME...TO ME...TO ME...

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#11
Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:06 AM
GIVE THEM TO ME...
(Echo) ...TO ME...TO ME...TO ME...
NEVER!
But you can have all the other crappy Japanese movies they did on the show.
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
#12
Posted 07 October 2013 - 12:00 PM

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#13
Posted 07 October 2013 - 12:06 PM
In other words, the Gamera Box Set.
They did other Japanese movies too.
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
#14
Posted 07 October 2013 - 12:33 PM

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#15
Posted 14 October 2013 - 12:12 AM
I was not aware of that.
I suggest looking up Prince of Space, truely a Japanese cinematic masterpeice that the guys riffed on.
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
#16
Posted 14 October 2013 - 09:30 AM
I hate how expensive the DVDs are.

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
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