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[ILOVEVHS]

Not to mention, that all it's reall useful for is unlocking the other games.

Also, Meta Knightmare Ultra is my faovritie now. (DS Exclusive. You spend run through every level with Meta Knight, who is really just a powered up Sword Kirby, but is still awesome)

[furrykef]

At least  in Rogue Legacy you make progress as the game goes on and that your character changes as you die.

Which is completely contrary to the spirit of roguelikes. I don't even know why it tries to be one.

Not that The Great Cave Offensive is at all roguelike either, but at least it doesn't have any delusions about being one.

[RedAuthar]

Regardless I still enjoy it more....

 

Now on that note I haven't played either in quite some time because there are a million other games I'd rather play instead. 

[Alextendo]

-Turning Point: Fall of Liberty: 3/10

 

What if Winston Churchill dies in the early 1930's? What would be the second World War without him? Based with that interesting promise, Turning Point manage to suck.....reeeeeeaaaaaly bad. No, seriously, this game is pure crap! The game begin in 1951 (or maybe 1953? I don't exaclty remember but whatever) when New York is under attack by a MASSIVE Nazi invasion, Barbarossa style. The beggining of the game is honestly pretty cool, but after that impressive intro, the rest just fall appart. The story, even though it's start with a good concept, is soooooo underwhelming and poorly told that it's hard to really care of what's happening. What a dissapointment!

 

Technically, it's simply abysmal! This is without a doubt one of the absolute worst used of the Unreal Engine. On my high-end PC, this game play with an low frame-rate, screen tearing, micro freeze, aliasing and the game look like shit (even for a 2008 release)! I know it's not my PC, i've played game like Crysis 3 in full setting at around 30fps.

 

The I.A. is a joke and the game can be beat in more or less 6 hours. This Nazi occupied version of this 1950's USA fall short on every level. It's sad when you think about how there isn't much more game that has this idea. I mean, how many game show the US under the Nazi rule? Next to no one. Hopefully the next Wolfenstein will provide a better result of that concept.

[RedAuthar]

Just did a quick look up of that game.

 

 

Wow...I mean just wow...the summary doesn't even sound very good.  Like the plans were there but nobody worked on them, just making sure the players had enemies to waste bullets on.  

[Alextendo]

Well, since it's a ''Spark Unlimited'' production, we should not expect more than pure turd. Their first game was the aboninable Call of Duty: Finest Hour, then it was Turning Point and Legendary. All of them was attrocious to some extend. I don't know if they did anything else after, or if they are still alive but i'm not the one who will care.

[ILOVEVHS]

Super Smash Bros. Project M - 10/10

I could care less about the physics if they aren't complete shit, but the costumes won me over.

[ILOVEVHS]

Pikmin 3 - 10/10

Fucking amazing in gameplay, graphics and story. And nothing gets WAY too hard, with the exception of the final boss. Thankfully though, he isn't nearly as much of a pain in the ass as the Emperor Bulbax from Pikmin 1.

If you have a Wii U, buy this game. RIGHT. NOW.

[ILOVEVHS]

Luigi's Mansion 2: Dark Moon - 9.5/10

Hard, but fun. Multiplayer is also a plus. And thankfully not too short.

[RedAuthar]

MGSV Ground Zeroes:  NA/10

 

This isn't a game.   It's a Engine Demonstration.  While what you can do in it is fun...there isn't a whole lot to do save for test the limits of the "game".  

 

If you're waiting for the Next Metal Gear Epic...don't waste your money on this.

 

However if you are a lore fan or just want something to fiddle with this might be up your alley. 

[ILOVEVHS]

I heard you can beat that game in only 10 minutes.

[RedAuthar]

If you go in guns-blazing and don't do any of the side objectives yes.

 

It takes a bit longer if you try to be stealthy or die a lot....which I did because it doesn't play like the old Metal Gears. 

[ILOVEVHS]

Mighty Switch Force: Hyper Drive Edition: 10/10

Definitive version. If you like puzzle games, platforming games, epic music and hot girls, buy this now.

[saber16]

Tetris

The visuals were good, the game play was action packed and overall the perfect bathroom time killer.

8.5

I'd give it a 9, but that fact the line piece never showed up when I was in desperate need of it was a let down, three soundtracks is embarrassing, and the story was practically none existent. I mean, we have no established context on why where using building blocks to launch a space shuttle, or why the Mario bros, Donkey Kong and the others are seeing it off. It begs to be addressed, but sadly never was.

[furrykef]

Several reviews here.


Metroid: Zero Mission: 9.5/10

Not quite the pure awesomeness of Super Metroid, but pretty damn close. Highly replayable, enough that I attempted (and successfully completed) the self-imposed challenge of making it through the game on Normal without dying, or even saving. My only serious complaint is Hard mode is too hard. It should have been called Very Hard, with a Hard mode in between Normal and Very Hard.

It's also a shame that Crocomire didn't make it into the game. But we didn't know that he almost did until years after the game was released.


Metroid Fusion: 7/10

Too frustrating, too linear, too many cutscenes.


Final Fantasy VII: 6/10

It hasn't aged well.


Kerbal Space Program: 10/10

It's still Early Access and yet still one hell of a game. The best edutainment title in history by a long shot. I can only imagine the awesomeness when it finally hits version 1.0.

[ILOVEVHS]

New Super Mario Bros. U - 7.5/10

On it's own, a good game, though I probably won't buy Mario Wii or 2 anytime soon.

[ILOVEVHS]

Sortie en Mer (A Trip Out to Sea, more commonly known as Drowning Simulator) - ?/10

...what...what is this...


http://sortieenmer.com/?lang=en

[Uncle Ben]

Game Dev Tycoon: 8.5/10

 

Prison Architect: 7/10

[furrykef]

Really? 8.5? I wouldn't give Game Dev Tycoon more than 6/10.

[TheRedStranger]

Game Dev Tycoon: 8.5/10

 

Prison Architect: 7/10

 

Okay...I thought we were suppose to explain why we give the scores we give.