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[RedAuthar]

I forgot...Snake also has a CODEC. It Invented by Mei Ling, and it incorporates anti-wiring coding, digital real-time burst communication. A normal communication, over ten seconds is instantly codified, compressed, and transmitted in a burst one microsecond in length. It is received in real-time, unscrambled, and decoded. It is incomparably more innovative than the conventional anti-wiring frequency scrambler. The 24-hour system that is unaffected by weather is made possible by integrating information from high-altitude reconnaissance satellites and low-altitude reconnaissance planes.
The Codec functions by directly manipulating the small bones in the ears, such as the stapes, so it appears as if a user is talking to himself or herself. Furthermore, the Codec can process and send photos to people within its network from a digital camera, and had some capability of video communication.

[ILOVEVHS]

Larry the Cable Guy?!

Fuck no, we need Keith David and his badass Goliath voice.

[Vlad Yvhv]

I gave it 3 die rolls. Landed on 1 every time. 1 is Larry the Cable guy. And for that outburst I've rolled a die for VHS's character voice. It landed on 2. Joe Pesci.

Also, the Codec is out of commission, Red. There is no outside communication allowed in this RPG.

[ILOVEVHS]

JOE PESCI?!

PLEASE DUDE! ANYBODY ELSE! I'LL DO ANYTHING!

[RedAuthar]

But inside communications are okay right?

[Vlad Yvhv]

Yes... But there's no one besideds the other players and NPCs to talk to. So the codec is still moot.

[ILOVEVHS]

Come on Vlad, anybody but Joe Pesci!

[RedAuthar]

K

[Vlad Yvhv]

The die has been cast. Keep it up and it won't be a joke...

[ILOVEVHS]

Sorry. I panicked.

[Vlad Yvhv]

The listing of numbers and voice actors on the die/voice actor chart. Because, yes I do have one worked up.
1: Larry The Cable Guy.
2: Joe Pesci.
3: Bobcat Goldthwait.
4: Garey Busey.
5: Morgan Freeman.
6: Peter Cullen.

[Skylar]

Well, Saturn's mental profile is actually pretty stable. He'll do what he can to help others, but he knows where to draw the line.

[Vlad Yvhv]

It's this part that's a mess.

He had fallen for a girl who could read minds, I'll go more into that later, he, and the rest of the group had finished off the one who wanted to kill them all, he wanted to find what would make his girlfriend happy.

Clear that up and we'll be good to go. Fix that issue and I'll upgrade your magical voice actor to Peter Cullen.

[Uncle Ben]

who did i get?

[ILOVEVHS]

Bobcat Goldwaith. Cool.

[Vlad Yvhv]

who did i get?

Rolls a die for Ben 3 times and gets 1, 5, 5. Looks like Ben gets Morgan Freeman.

Red? Should I roll for you, too?

[Uncle Ben]

LIKE A BOSS!!!

[RedAuthar]

Nah...I'll stick with David Hayter (Snake's voice actor)

[Skylar]

Well, they were fighting someone who wanted kill them because they possesed special abilities. The person who wanted to kill them all also possessed a special ability. During this war, Saturn fell in love, and continued to fight by his lover's side. When the war was finished, he wanted to domonstrate his love to his crush. He though the best way would be going through this challenge.

[Vlad Yvhv]

Alright. That makes a lot more sense. Thanks for clearing it up. As promised, you now get Peter Cullen as your magical voice over actor. Unless you've got someone else in mind. If you do have someone else, and it's not on the die/va list there, make sure to include a link to their wikipedia page, so I can see if I know their work from anywhere.