Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:04 AM
Saw this last night and I've gotta say, while it looked beautiful, and there was some good tension here and there, and Michael Fassbender was fantastic as he kind of is in everything he does, I found myself thoroughly underwhelmed on the whole.
SPOILER SPACE, JUST TO BE SAFE
SPOILER SPACE, JUST TO BE SAFE
SPOILER SPACE, JUST TO BE SAFE
Simply put, these characters are awful. Seriously. Whether it's David's inscrutable motives, bits and pieces of which make sense but none of which ultimately add up to a meaningful whole when looked at in the long view, or Captain Janek swerving in intelligence widely from being able to instantaneously figure out that the planet is in fact an Alien Testing Ground just based on the fact that the black mutagen is dangerous to deciding to sleep with Vickers while two of his men are off-ship in the middle of a dangerous storm (to say nothing of opening the door for the Fifield Zombie despite having every reason to suspect how badly this would go), not a single member of this crew displays much in the way of human intelligence most of the time, and it is absolutely crippling to the overall film. The fact that they choose to end the damned movie on just such a note (why the heck would a trained scientist not return to Earth to re-stock on supplies and better prepare for the Mission she wants to go on, especially when the visit to this planet went so disastrously?) makes it all the more infuriating and impossible to ignore. By the time we get to Millburn and Fifield's Scooby-Doo antics in the Black Goo chamber (I literally laughed out loud at Fifield getting a face-full of acid only to then trip into the Goo like something out of a damned Three Stooges film), it's just impossible for me to get invested in anything that happens to anyone.
It doesn't help that the actual plot feels remarkably thin when you get right down to it; the original "Alien" got away with this because it was ultimately a small-scale Drama overall. "Prometheus" tries to make that same approach work at a far larger scale, and the result is a Movie which literally does not click on any Dramatic level. The Big Ideas about Creation, God, etc? They wind up feeling, at best, kind of tacked on, and at worst just sort of ignored (can anyone tell me what the point of the opening Prologue was? It's fascinating as an Enigma, but it is ultimately pointless to the overall story). The vague Sibling rivalry between Vickers and David goes pretty much nowhere, as does Vickers' resentment of Papa Wayland; it's there, they show it to us, but it could just as easily not have been there and precious little about the overall film would have been lost. Even the Engineers, around whom the whole plot feels like it should revolve, wind up being kind of superfluous, with the frustrating implication that the actual answers are coming in a Sequel. That kind of tease pissed me off in "Captain America: The First Avenger", and it pisses me off here.
The movie's not without its good points. Like I said, it is INTENSELY pretty. The crisp cinematogrpahy and Ridley Scott's unmistakably strong Directing, as well as the overall Art Design, really do make the Movie visually engaging. There are also some very well-done Scare Scenes, especially involving Shaw's attempt to excise her unwanted Alien Baby. But they're small potatoes in comparison to the larger problems looming all over the rest of the film.
So yeah, sadly, not a fan.
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