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[Ratty Randnums]

Alright, I suppose someone had/has to say it...

And that applies to rods and balls of steel as well, especially if you're Duke Nukem

[Vlad Yvhv]

4 barrels are better than 2.



Icream man takes S-Mart employee...

[The Man]

I'll trade that in for more ammo and guns and ahhhh - the ability to move in one direction.

[Shadow]

the bane of all videogames

[randomizer]

That brings back memories of rare candy.

[Valerie Valens]

What about 12 barrels belonging to 2 miniguns spewing out lead at a high rate?



With this, there is nothing anyone cannot handle.

[Kain Blackwood]

Forget your barrels of fun! Real happiness comes from a warm Electrodriver...



50,000 volts, 250 shurikens, and one big-ass lightning-spewing frisbee in one gun is enough to make any exploding skeleton's day!

[Penance]

Voila!



The ZF-1.

It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.

One shot .... and replay sends every following shot to the same location.

And to finish the job all Zorg's oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher, Arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads (very practical!), Our famous netlauncher, he always sufficient flamethrower (my favorite...), and the grand finale the all-new ice cube system.

Action shots

[Valerie Valens]

All that is worthless if it is not designed to take out more than a few enemies at once.



Enter the napalm bomb. Light, portable and easy to carry, this bad boy can launch a wad of explosive napalm sky high...and when it comes down, it does it like the fist of an angry god. Capable of doing nuclear-bomb level of damage over a radius of 50 metres and critical damage over 10-15 metres more. When the baddies get too close for comfort, it has a flamethrower mode which fires a high pressure jet of inflamed napalm at high velocities that penetrate and immolates multiple targets over a very long distance. This is not a toy to be handled with lightly.

[Valerie Valens]

Two words, one man.



Ben Underwood

Diagnosed with retinal cancer at the age of two, American Ben Underwood had his eyes removed at the age of three.

He discovered echolocation at the age of five. He is able to detect the location of objects by making frequent clicking noises with his tongue. This case was explained in 20/20:medical mysteries. He now uses it to accomplish such feats as running, basketball, rollerblading, playing foosball, playing video games, and skateboarding.

Though at first resistant to using a cane for mobility, seeing it as a "handi-capped" device, and considering himself "not handicapped at all", Ben was taught by Daniel Kish how to utilize a white cane combined with his echolocation abilities to further expand his capability for mobility.

In other words, he doesn't need to see at all to know that you're there.

[Ratty Randnums]

Bah! Behold the Horn of Blasting!(from DnD Wiki) This horn appears to be a normal trumpet. It can be sounded as a normal horn, but if the command word is spoken and the instrument is then played, it deals 5d6 points of sonic damage to creatures within a 40-foot cone and causes them to be deafened for 2d6 rounds (a DC 16 Fortitude save reduces the damage by half and negates the deafening). Crystalline objects and creatures take 7d6 points of sonic damage, with no save unless they’re held, worn, or carried by creatures (Will DC 16 negates).

Oh yeah! Take THAT!

(Though.... If a horn of blasting is used magically more than once in a given day, there is a 20% cumulative chance with each extra use that it explodes and deals 10d6 points of damage to the person sounding it. -from the wiki again)
(Also yeah that's actually the Horn of Gondor, couldn't find a pic of the HoB, and of Gondor didn't have stats X3)

I've still never played DnD, though I've been invited to join one, might do it to get the hang of RP'ing in general :3

[Vlad Yvhv]

Meet the Lady.

Mach 2+ capable, with an operating cealing of 86,000 miles; 4 chainguns, 2 .50 cal cannons, and 3 simultaiusly/sequentually firable missile/cannon tubes with multiple armament selections, 360 degree rotation, and 45 degree tilt (all retractable);, additional missiles also hidden; capacity to monitor, jam, hack, track, and lock onto any form of communications signals with nearly unlimited range; an advanced weapons grade laser (presumably salvaged from her would-be replacent's wreckage); special composite armor and windshields capable of withstanding most conventional arms fire (up to and including the occasional rocket or laser blast); electronic and audio stealth; fully intergrated adaptive learning computer; and nuclear capability. Plus, she's downright purdy.

[Ratty Randnums]

Pffffftttt. Say Hello to the Retro Duo

It plays NES and SNES games, including most super famicom imports and at least a few Eurpeon titles without an adaptor, and it's compatible with the original SNES accessories such as the original controllers (something many other such systems do not do, which leaves you up the stream without a paddle if/when the pack-in controllers break) and the "Mario Paint Mouse". Indeed the pack-in controllers are fairly decent replicas of the SNES originals as you can see.
So basically, they're the next best thing to owning the original systems themselves. Check and mate Vlad

[GamemasterAnthony]

I have only three words that will outdo all of those devices...



ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!!!

[acstrife]

Behold!

[randomizer]

Predictable I know.