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@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 11:25 AM)

Also I still have to figure out how to set up our e-mail accounts on the new host.
@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 08:19 AM)

As soon as I figure out how to restore it. Sorry, I know I said it'd be done by now, but I didn't expect to have to put up with this DNS crap and other issues that popped up.
@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

So when's the black theme coming back??
@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

"Should"
@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 07:27 AM)

That DNS took longer to propagate properly than I thought it would. *Now* we should be back for good, though.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:48 PM)

Or it might be because Bluehost *finally* got around to that server wipe (one week after we'd asked for it) and that wiped out our DNS settings. I'm not sure which and I don't really care. In any case, we've severed our last ties with Bluehost, so this will not happen again.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:08 PM)

Looks like Bluehost yanked our DNS since our hosting account expired. That's why the site went down a while ago. But as you can see, it's fixed now.
@  Misk : (23 July 2015 - 04:55 PM)

No, they do not.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 04:27 AM)

The goggles do nothing?
@  Misk : (22 July 2015 - 05:50 PM)

My eyes.
@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 12:24 PM)

Looks like forum uploads might have been broken since last night. That should be fixed now too.
@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 01:33 AM)

Heh, whoops! Server went down for a few mins when I borked the config. Looks like it's back up now.
@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 09:09 PM)

It looked like a napkin
@  ILOVEVHS : (21 July 2015 - 09:04 PM)

Fan-fuckin-tastic.
@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:25 PM)

As for the beaver picture while the forum was down, I think Tim drew it. On a napkin.
@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:24 PM)

No kiddin' about that "Finally!", Shadow. I am *so mad* at Bluehost for never responding to our support ticket. I submitted it early Friday morning and they *still* haven't answered it!
@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 06:37 PM)

Maybe he did that himself
@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:25 PM)

Say, who made the cute picture of Beaver Chief?
@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:24 PM)

Finally!
@  RedMenace : (21 July 2015 - 05:02 PM)

Woooo! The site's back up! Three cheers for Kef!

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Fus Contest #2

Started by John Roberts, Aug 20 2011 05:48 PM

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#1 John Roberts

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 05:48 PM

I'm sure by now you all know that Shout! Factory, the awesome guys that released our SatAM boxset, are on the verge of going out of print on said boxset. And would you believe it there are those of you among us that do now own it! So, in celebration of that fact, and my handsome tax return, 3 lucky members will now have that chance to own their very own SatAM Boxset!

'Omg! What do I need to do to win a copy?!' I hear you ask? No? Just voices in my head? Well, to answer the voices in my head, all you have to do for your chance to win a set are to meet the following conditions:

1) You are a member (duh);
2) You can't be a staff member (sorry Mods, ADMINS, and Gojira... no Boxset for you!);
3) You can't already own the boxset (something I can't police, but please let's leave this for the people who for whatever reason were not able to afford it); and
5) You must not be Gojira!

That's it!

Oh, and condition 4? The first three people to reply with a funny joke about Antoine and a Snively, and makes me laugh, will be our winners. :)

Contest closes this time tomorrow. So hurry up, you lazy bastards! The clock is-a ticking.
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#2 Ther2view

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 06:12 PM

Ok, here we go!

One day Snively and Antoine were walking in the forest. As they do Sonic speeds by them. Snively asks "what was that?" Antoine answers, "Oi, dat waz Sonique de Hedgehog!" So Snively attempts to chase him. Sonic, being super fast, speeds right by him, ripping off Snively's clothes in the process. Due to the temperature outside, Snively began turning blue from cold. As he runs off, Antoine begins singing, "Blue streak, speeds by..."

Sorry, that's all I got right now. Hope you thought it was somewhat funny.
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Posted 20 August 2011 - 07:15 PM

One day, Snively and Antoine were shopping together at the local Mobius grocery store, looking for some ingredients to make escargot. As they passed the butter section, Snively reached over to examine a carton. "Mmm this looks alright, what do you think, Antoine?". "What is it called?" inquired Antoine. Snively replied, "I can't believe it's not butt-" "MARGARINE?!?!?!" exclaimed Antoine. Antoine proceeded to beat Snively unconscious until Ben Hurst came to the rescue, saving Snively's life.

The End.

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 10:47 PM

I'm a staff member... and I already own the dvds... does that make me doubly disqualified?

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 07:11 AM

No they actually cancel each other.

#6 Reed Teran

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 08:24 AM

I really need the dvds so ill give it a try.

During the time between episodes, the characters would go to the bar to drink. Snively walked into the bar one day and was surprised to see that people were lined up in front of a very bored antoine and they were making funny faces at him. Snively walked over to sally, who was the barmaid, and asked, "what are they doing with antoine?"
"Oh, well, if they can make antoine laugh, they get free drinks for the week."
This was good for snively, and he had a nice idea. He joined the line. When it was his turn, he whispered something into antoine's ears. Antoine fell out of his chair rolling and laughing and snorting.
Snively got free drinks that week.
The next week, he walked in to see people lined up in front of a once more bored antoine, but this time they were calling him dirty names. He once again walked over to sally and asked,"now what is going on?"
"This time, you have to make antoine cry, and you'll get free drinks for a week."
So snively waited his turn once more. When it was his turn, he pulled antoine in a corner and appeared to show him something. He began wailing and balling and crying really badly.
Snively walked back to sally to claim his free drinks, and sally asked,"if you don't mind me asking, how did you do it two weeks in a row?
"Well, last week I told him mine was bigger than his. This week I showed him."

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 03:38 PM

We need some more jokes guys!

#8 Reed Teran

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 03:49 PM

Hey, I tried my best.

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#9 Ther2view

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 03:51 PM

Same here! By the way, good one, Reed!
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#10 Reed Teran

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 03:54 PM

(Puppy eyes) did I win, john?

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#11 Ther2view

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 03:55 PM

Well, there's only 33 entries... lets hope we were funny, Reed!
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 06:24 PM


3) You can't already own the boxset (something I can't police, but please let's leave this for the people who for whatever reason were not able to afford it);


Well, that disqualifies me...

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 07:11 PM

Only three people? Aw. Ah well, I was planning a whole 'increase the winners to five' thing as like a surprise at the end, but I guess never mind then. :( Too late! Contest over.

Ther2view, btstlouis and reedrevaliateran congratulation you've all won a SatAm boxset. Please PM me your preferred name and address for postage and I'll have it all ordered in your names by end of play today. :)

I'm a staff member... and I already own the dvds... does that make me doubly disqualified?

Yes. And not only that but you're banned now as well. Ha! :Im-a-psychotic-bitch:
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 07:16 PM

Gosh, I was hoping there would be a joke about Snively using margarine as lube... :Im-a-psychotic-bitch: Though I don't know if Antoine would protest this or not.

reedrevaliateran, your joke cracked me up.
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 07:33 PM

Nice to get a compliment these days. Thanks ali.

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 07:38 PM

Gosh, I was hoping there would be a joke about Snively using margarine as lube... :Im-a-psychotic-bitch: Though I don't know if Antoine would protest this or not.

According to that certain fanfic of yours, I would say Antoine would definitely not protest. ;)
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#17 Reed Teran

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 07:43 PM

Thanks for the boxset, john. I hope I didn't pm you too late.

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 07:43 PM

Yes, THANK YOU! I wanted to buy one myself, but had no money. THANK YOU!
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 07:47 PM

I could never find it.

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 08:01 PM

Congrats guys!
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