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@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 11:25 AM)

Also I still have to figure out how to set up our e-mail accounts on the new host.
@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 08:19 AM)

As soon as I figure out how to restore it. Sorry, I know I said it'd be done by now, but I didn't expect to have to put up with this DNS crap and other issues that popped up.
@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

So when's the black theme coming back??
@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

"Should"
@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 07:27 AM)

That DNS took longer to propagate properly than I thought it would. *Now* we should be back for good, though.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:48 PM)

Or it might be because Bluehost *finally* got around to that server wipe (one week after we'd asked for it) and that wiped out our DNS settings. I'm not sure which and I don't really care. In any case, we've severed our last ties with Bluehost, so this will not happen again.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:08 PM)

Looks like Bluehost yanked our DNS since our hosting account expired. That's why the site went down a while ago. But as you can see, it's fixed now.
@  Misk : (23 July 2015 - 04:55 PM)

No, they do not.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 04:27 AM)

The goggles do nothing?
@  Misk : (22 July 2015 - 05:50 PM)

My eyes.
@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 12:24 PM)

Looks like forum uploads might have been broken since last night. That should be fixed now too.
@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 01:33 AM)

Heh, whoops! Server went down for a few mins when I borked the config. Looks like it's back up now.
@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 09:09 PM)

It looked like a napkin
@  ILOVEVHS : (21 July 2015 - 09:04 PM)

Fan-fuckin-tastic.
@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:25 PM)

As for the beaver picture while the forum was down, I think Tim drew it. On a napkin.
@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:24 PM)

No kiddin' about that "Finally!", Shadow. I am *so mad* at Bluehost for never responding to our support ticket. I submitted it early Friday morning and they *still* haven't answered it!
@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 06:37 PM)

Maybe he did that himself
@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:25 PM)

Say, who made the cute picture of Beaver Chief?
@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:24 PM)

Finally!
@  RedMenace : (21 July 2015 - 05:02 PM)

Woooo! The site's back up! Three cheers for Kef!

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 03:22 PM

QUOTE ("Beatles123":v0dvxcji)
QUOTE ("Sonic Rush":v0dvxcji)
Ben sits in a small corner, trying to enjoy the atmosphere as he sips his Long Island Tea.

"Hmm...should'a played some Rush. Neil Peart is so much a better drummer than Ringo. Prolly a better singer too..."

*sip*
*John overhears this* John: 'Hold that thought, 'Ant!

*john leaves Antoine for a minute and walks over to Ben casualy, trying not to make a scene*

John: You uh--got a problem with the way we play, mister? *casually sips rootbeer*...'Me mate Ringo can drum with the best of them, thanks...now, I'm a peace-loving man as everyone knowes. But if you need to settle this in a fight....


"No need for that. I've already been through a wall today, thank you. I'll gladly oblige you if we settle this in some other way. *Ben's lips curve into an playful grin* Your terms.

*sip*

#42 GamemasterAnthony

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 05:10 PM

(OOC: Better switch to RP mode.)

"Whoo boy...how did the Beatles get in here? I thought two of them were dead?"

Anthony looked around for someplace quiet he could enjoy his drink, and spied flege2 looking at him.

I knew someone was watching me...I sensed it.

"Um...is something wrong, flege?"

#43

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 06:37 PM

John: *Spies a piano in the bar* Oooh! *Sits down at it*

'ey, everyone...I know I've played alot of songs tonight, but perhaps You ALL can sing this one..It's one of my favorites, Y'see!

Though, I think I'll play this in tribute to Mobius....

(http://members.tripo...non/imagine.mid click it!)

One, Two, Three, four...

*John Plays The intro*

Imagine No Robotnik...
It's easy if we try.

No more polloution....
We'd see a clear blue sky!

Imagine all Mo-bius's People...

Be-ing...Free Some-day!

Ahh-ahhh...

Imagine a free country..
It won't be hard to do!

No slavery or opression...
and no more Robots, too!

Imagine all Mo-bius's People...

Fin-ally...having peace!

You-Oooh-oo-oo-ooh,

You may say, that we're done for...
But we've only just begun! ^^

But till The-da-a-a-ay, it happens...

Now we a-a-a-all must stand as one!

Imagine no more violance...
And I know that, you can!

No need for any hatred..,
'Tween Animal and man.



Imagine Mo-bians and People...

Sharing--both thier worlds!


You-Oooh-oo-oo-ooh,

You may say, I'm a dreamer...
'Hope I'm not the only one!

I hope Some-da-a-a-ay, You'll join Me!

Then we a-a-a-all can LIVE AS ONE!

*end* Thank you...

*John wipes a tear from his eye, trying to hide the fact he's almost crying, and sits back down.*

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 07:02 PM

*cheering loudly, not 1 but 5 empty glasses of LI Tea on the table*

"THAT WASSS GREAAT!!" *Hic* "Heyyy, NOWZ it MY Turn!"

*runs up to the piano, clearly wasted, trips and falls into the opened lid, which quickly clamps down on him*

*hic* "I'm okay...ZzZzZz...."

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 02:46 AM

As if on cue, Velvet and Antoine's jaws clamped tightly shut. They eyed eachother, eyes bulging. Despite their anthromorphic evolution the pair were still essentially canids and all this dreadful music was giving them the urge to howl. Sonic Rush's attempt at singing and playing the piano vibrated something in both their chests and made them gulp for a large draught of air. Velvet gritted her teeth and exhaled slowly and deliberately, determined not to embarrass herself. No howling, NO HOWLING, she warned herself frantically.

Antoine restlessly got down from his stool and went to buy a bowl of olives. Velvet watched him stand at the bar, eyes flicking all over the venue and unable to rest, drumming the bar top with his fingers. Then she pulled out a note pad and started to make straight-lined, obesessive doodles.

Arrggghh, this is torture! she thought, gripping one ear and pinching it painfully as a distraction. She wasn't going to howl. She wasn't going to howl!!

Finally, Sonic Rush came to the end of his performance. The bar fell silent once more apart from the background drone of conversation and both she and her brother, who was returning with a bag of peanuts, breathed a sigh of relief.

Why not check out my fanfiction?

 

Antoine's Adventure

http://www.fanfictio...ine-s-Adventure

Psychological adventure in which Antoine gets therapy.

 

Sonic and the Deliberate Mary Sue
http://www.fanfictio...rate-Mary-Sue-1 (approx. age 13 and up)
Mary Sue parody with an actual storyline.

 

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#46

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 05:10 AM

('Velve. it wasn't Sonic Rush singing and playing, it was Me/John. Rush fell into the piano lid! ^^*)

*John walks over to Antoine*

Err, as I was saying 'Ant...You have a nice sister there...reminds me of---

*Then, John paused...a memory of earth came flickering to his mind...Cue a flashback...It was December 8th. 1980. John had just finnished a recording session, and the long, gruelling process made him weary...He and his wife, Yoko Ono, were returning home after a buisy night's work to thier 5 year old son, Sean. They had just released a brand-new album, "Double Fantasy." and were in the middle of recording a second new album, "Milk and Honey" which was obviously a jab at the couple's White/Japaniese skin combination. Upon ariving home at Thier New York City apartment, The Dakota, John and Yoko exited thier limousine*

John: Ahh, What a night! But it went perfectly.....Hey, wait a minute?!

*Then, John eyed a disturbed, shady looking figure standing near the entrace. "Mark David Chapman' By name. He carried a look of hatred in his eyes as John stepped cautiously toard The man.*

John: Hey...I know you! I gave you an autograph just houars ago! What're you doing here???

*The Man said nothing, Silent, as John ignored him and started walking up the steps to the doorway...But just as his back was turned...*

Chapman: Mr. Lennon!

*John turned as The man unsheathed a Colt 45. revolver and took carefull aim...John, in fear, knew he was about to be shot...But just then, a strange phenomanon occured..a vortex emerged from behind John as a blue looking creature, presumably a hedgehog, stuck his head out*

Sonic: GRAB MY HAND IF YOU WANNA LIVE, MR. LENNON!!!

*With haste, John grabed his hand and was sucked in The vortex. but as he looked back, He saw Chapman open-fire on his wife who he loved so dearly...she was dead*

John: NOOOOO!!! YOKO!!!

*The flashback ends...John was now in The future on another planet, and had No idea how to get home. Sonic had told him he'd used the Time Stones to transport him here, but thier power was now drained and left them inert. It had been about a month since arriving, and He was still adjusting to this strange world...He had been introduced to Sally and most other freedom-fighters and was filled in on the situation. as far as he was concerned, it beat Vietnam by a long shot...The bar was a place Sonic told him he could relax and meet the people...so there he was.*

John: *Sigh* She reminds me of Yoko...Sean...My familly....I miss 'em so much..

*John hanged his head as he slunk back to his seat in sadness*

John: Barkeep....'nother root beer!...=*(

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 12:15 PM

*Walks in*

Do you serve...brains? - uh, I mean, do you serve shrimp cocktails?

#48

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 12:48 PM

*From across the room*

John: Ha! Brains 'e says! what, you alitte short? Haha! *Sips yet another Root-Beer*

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 12:53 PM

*frowns, and shambles off to a dark corner, dragging a suspiscious looking garbage bag soaked in red liquid*

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 12:59 PM

John: O.o To self: either they have some wierd sub-humans on mobius, or we got a reguler Micheal Myers on our haands, here...

BARKEEP, FOR THE LAST TIME! where's my Chilli dog?! Jeez...if that guy doesn't kill me, the service will! V__V

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 02:30 PM

Can I get some beer over here or somethin?

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 03:25 PM

John: Grrr! Ya'd be lucky ta' get some bloody FOOD! V__V

So, what brings you here, my dear? = )

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 04:28 PM

Flege was surprised by the question. He didn't expect to be noticed by Anthony.

"Uh... Well, not really. Just hoping for a chance to help people" and find my way home. "Also how did you know my name?"

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 04:32 PM

*meanders up to the bar, hunches over it completely, wings making the hanging mugs above clink, comes up with Apple Cider, grabs a pitcher, and fills it with half guiness and half cider*

Aight, who wants a bad apple?! *tips head back and downs the entire pitcher in several gulps* WHOOOO!!!
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 05:48 PM

Anthony shook his head and then spoke again.

"Sorry...nasty side effect of being a psychic. I tend to...learn things." Anthony then looked at flege again. "Not just your name either. I sensed I seemed...familiar to you."

This ability is both a blessing and a curse sometimes...

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 07:34 PM

*John raises an eyebrow at this "Anthony" fellow...he is intruiged, so he walks over*

Pardon me, Mister but uh--I hear you're psichic, ya say? *Grins*

Alrighty then---Solve this equasion. If you are truely that skilled, this should be cake!



You're driving the bus..














It drives for 3 houars and comes to baltimore.

Three get on.

it stopes for gas at 12:30 and arives at the next stop at 1:00. five get on, two get off.

it continues on over the next houar traveling at aproximatly 60 Miles per houar at max. when it arives in the next state, seven get on, four get off, it pull's in for the night at 11:00 with a total of 30 stopes made and a max load of 15 people at a time.

what color are the bus driver's eyes?

*grins* Heh Heh Heh! = D

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 08:44 PM

*when sure there is no one watching, reaches out of grabs the mysterious garbage bag and attempts to lift it into his lap. But then watches in dismay as his pinkey finger falls off and falls to the floor*

Ah, brains! Not again!

*takes pinkey finger and sticks it to piece of chewed gum underneath the table*

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 09:05 PM

*shambles into the bar after a long, scalding day in the acid mines carrying a lumpy burlap sack and a newspaper*

Potatoes! Get yer potatoes here and put a young boy through college! Good for fryin'. Or you can pay my tab and win a free newspaper. 'Cus I can't read.

*proceeds to tiredly wander between the tables, hawking his wares*
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Posted 15 March 2008 - 04:19 AM

QUOTE ("Beatles123":a8r2uxgm)
*John raises an eyebrow at this "Anthony" fellow...he is intruiged, so he walks over*

Pardon me, Mister but uh--I hear you're psichic, ya say? *Grins*

Alrighty then---Solve this equasion. If you are truely that skilled, this should be cake!



You're driving the bus..














It drives for 3 houars and comes to baltimore.

Three get on.

it stopes for gas at 12:30 and arives at the next stop at 1:00. five get on, two get off.

it continues on over the next houar traveling at aproximatly 60 Miles per houar at max. when it arives in the next state, seven get on, four get off, it pull's in for the night at 11:00 with a total of 30 stopes made and a max load of 15 people at a time.

what color are the bus driver's eyes?

*grins* Heh Heh Heh! = D


Anthony smirks...already with a smart-arse answer at the ready.

"Easy...his eyes are red. After all THAT driving, I'd be surprised if his eyes weren't red."

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 07:49 AM

John: *In an old man's accent* Eh. good effort Sonny-boy! but I'm afraid this old-timer's outsmarted you! *Wink*

*Normal british accent* Thanks for playin' boy-o! but it looks like your psichosys needs alittle work. *pats anthony on the back*
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