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@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 11:25 AM)

Also I still have to figure out how to set up our e-mail accounts on the new host.
@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 08:19 AM)

As soon as I figure out how to restore it. Sorry, I know I said it'd be done by now, but I didn't expect to have to put up with this DNS crap and other issues that popped up.
@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

So when's the black theme coming back??
@  Uncle Ben : (24 July 2015 - 07:56 AM)

"Should"
@  furrykef : (24 July 2015 - 07:27 AM)

That DNS took longer to propagate properly than I thought it would. *Now* we should be back for good, though.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:48 PM)

Or it might be because Bluehost *finally* got around to that server wipe (one week after we'd asked for it) and that wiped out our DNS settings. I'm not sure which and I don't really care. In any case, we've severed our last ties with Bluehost, so this will not happen again.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 08:08 PM)

Looks like Bluehost yanked our DNS since our hosting account expired. That's why the site went down a while ago. But as you can see, it's fixed now.
@  Misk : (23 July 2015 - 04:55 PM)

No, they do not.
@  furrykef : (23 July 2015 - 04:27 AM)

The goggles do nothing?
@  Misk : (22 July 2015 - 05:50 PM)

My eyes.
@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 12:24 PM)

Looks like forum uploads might have been broken since last night. That should be fixed now too.
@  furrykef : (22 July 2015 - 01:33 AM)

Heh, whoops! Server went down for a few mins when I borked the config. Looks like it's back up now.
@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 09:09 PM)

It looked like a napkin
@  ILOVEVHS : (21 July 2015 - 09:04 PM)

Fan-fuckin-tastic.
@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:25 PM)

As for the beaver picture while the forum was down, I think Tim drew it. On a napkin.
@  furrykef : (21 July 2015 - 08:24 PM)

No kiddin' about that "Finally!", Shadow. I am *so mad* at Bluehost for never responding to our support ticket. I submitted it early Friday morning and they *still* haven't answered it!
@  Uncle Ben : (21 July 2015 - 06:37 PM)

Maybe he did that himself
@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:25 PM)

Say, who made the cute picture of Beaver Chief?
@  Shadow : (21 July 2015 - 05:24 PM)

Finally!
@  RedMenace : (21 July 2015 - 05:02 PM)

Woooo! The site's back up! Three cheers for Kef!

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The SatAM Bar and Grill

Started by chief, Mar 12 2008 03:43 AM

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#1 chief

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 03:43 AM

Thats right lets see how this sucker does on a new forum. Bar is now open to serve.

Come one come all! Lets drink a round to the new board!

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 04:26 AM

First, some ground rules: We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 07:55 AM

*coughs and affects deep voice*

I'm male! Can I drink here? *looks around shiftily*

Lead the way, L.H.

P.S. Can I just be the first one to use the symbol? Just thought I'd baggsie that honour.

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 09:06 AM

Hey I am the original owner and i am a girl thank you very much

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:11 AM

*idles up to the bar with a bemused look*

I was just thinking, uh, of a flaming rum punch. No, it's not cold enough for that. Not nearly cold enough. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I got it. Mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon and light on the cloves. Off with you, me lad, and be lively!
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 12:38 PM

*walks into the bar*

OW!!!

*sidesteps that bar and walks into the SatAM Bar and Grill*

Dangit...who the fwip put that bar there? Barkeep, a hard cider, if you would! And...may I see a menu please?

*sees Velvet's post* Velvet...considering your username, I would've expected you to want to be the first to use this guy:

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 12:54 PM

(This goes in the RP forum, right?)

*Walks in* Howdy, Fellas!

How DO You Do?!

*Sits down* I don't drink! Gimme A root-beer and a chilli-dog, Extra ketchup!

Ahh...Not a bad place, here! who runs this joint?...aww, no matter..

*eyes velvett*

'ey! Buddy, 'ow bout that sally acorn, eh? Now THATS a woman, if i do say so!

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 12:58 PM

I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 01:02 PM

*eyes it*

'ey! NAUGUS-BOY! Nice dress...think you can put on some entertainment 'round here?

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 01:38 PM

Soooo... ah heard ya like MUD-kipz...
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By paying my overdue fines
At the Multnoma County Library

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 01:57 PM

Not that again...

#12 chief

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 02:59 PM

QUOTE ("Beatles123":34hauh06)
(This goes in the RP forum, right?)





You'd think so but we've had this topic here a few times. Its the little RP that escaped

#13 Momiji-kun

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 03:02 PM

*does an arousing dance in his robe and wizard hat*
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#14 John Roberts

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 03:04 PM

How about you shrink your bloody avatar, Chief. And then gimme a lap dance.
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 03:55 PM

*Sips rootbeer*

Ahhh...What a forum...

Looks like it's up to me to entertain!

*Walks on stage and pulls out a guitar*

'Dis here 'lil Diddy goes out to our good admit, Rocky Raccoon!

(http://home.mchsi.co...es/rockyrcn.mid<---Midi.)

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota,

There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoo--na!

And one day his woman ran off with another guy

Hit young Rocky in the eye

Rocky didn't like that he said "I'm gonna get that boy!"

so one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rock Raccoon. checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible

Rocky had come, equipped with the gun
to shoot off the legs of his rival

His rival it seems, had broken his dreams

By stealing the girls of his fancy

Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil

But everyone knew her as Nancy

Now she and her man

who called himself Dan

Were in the next room at the hoe-down.

Rocky burst in

and grinning a grin

He said "Danny boy, this is a show down !

Daniel was hot!

He drew first and shot!

*BANG!*

And Rocky collapsed in the corner!

Ahhhh! Dadada, Dadadada, da. Dadada, Dadadada, da. Dadada, Da--dadadadadadada, da-da--da, da! D'doo-Doo-doo! Doo, doo-doo-d'doo-doo, doo! Doo, doo-doo-d'doo-doo, doo! Doo, doo-d'doo, doo, doodoodood'doo-d'doo-d'doo-d'doo-doo! Da-d'--doo-do!

Now,the doctor came in.

stinking of gin

And proceeded to lie on the table

He said Rocky you met your match

And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch

And I'll be better

I'll be better doc as soon as I am able


And now Rocky Raccoon

he fell back in his room

only to find Gideon's bible

Gideon checked out.

and he left it no doubt

To help with good Rocky's revival!

Ahhhhh! Oooh yeah, yeah!

Dadada, Dadadada, da. Dadada, Dadadada, da. Dadada, Da--dadadadadadada, da-da--da, da! D'doo-Doo-doo! Doo, doo-doo-d'doo-doo, doo! Doo, doo-doo-d'doo-doo, doo! Doo, doo-d'doo, doo, doodoodood'doo-d'doo-d'doo--THANK YA ROCK FOR TH' FOR'M! ^^

Thank you!!

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 04:10 PM

... I think you've had one too many. If you've even had one, that is.
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 05:21 PM

*grabs a beer and slinks off to the corner*
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 07:30 PM

*drinks Penance's beer*

Oh shi-- Giving alcohol to minors.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:17 AM

QUOTE ("Sunny Rabbiera":i4mhwjhp)
Hey I am the original owner and i am a girl thank you very much


Oh, thank goodness for that! *wipes permanent-marker-moustache off*

I'll have a beer then please, bartender.

*Picks up bottle of beer and sticks the neck into cleavage to pull off bottlecap*

Glug glug glug...

*looks at other posts*

GamesmasterAnthony - I guess I should have used my brother dear's smily, so here he is: Feel happy now?

Beatles - It looks like I don't have to pretend any more so I'm just going to be honest and get my sock out. *Pulls a rolled-up sock out of front of trousers*

Right, so everyone:

I would like to propose a toast to Rocky and his fabulous new forum, complete with enviable niche smilies. May he long continue to reign - and shine!

*clink*

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 02:16 AM

Well, you didn't HAVE to use it, Velvet. I just figured with your name and all...

*notices the new Sally kissing Bunnie smilie, and nearly spittakes his cider*

Should've figured they'd add that one...

Anyways, back to you, Velvet. Antoine's sister, you say? Hmmm...
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