among the excessively random points we touched on were how, exactly, Snively is related to Robotnik if they are the only two humans left on the face of Mobius, and why Snively had hair on the top of his head but none on the back and sides. we then diverged to how the Sinv-The long suffering lackey- could consent to remain in ol' blubberbolt's gratuitous shadow and the recipient of constant abuse without finally cracking under the strain. I wondered what would happen if robotnik administered one nose tweak too many...
Robotnik: "Snively, get in here!"
Snively enters, smoldering slightly.
Snively: "*Koff* Yes sir, sorry sir. When you called I had to leave that fire in terminal 43..."
Robotnik: "Shut UP, Snively."
Snively: "What seems to be the trouble, sir?"
Robotnik: "That freedom fighter I was entertaining proved to be uncooperative, and... You know."
Snively: "Yes sir. I noticed all those stains on the wall. I'll get workerbots on cleanup right away before it starts attracting flies."
Robotnik: "Just make it fast. I'm in no mood for any more disturbances! I want you monitoring the southern end of the city for the hedgehog for the rest of the evening. Get to it."
Snively: "But sir... we agreed that I could have the afternoon off. I haven't been on FUS in so long and I need to change my forum skin..."
Robotnik: "Really? All this pathos is giving me a migraine. Report to monitor 3 immediately!"
snively sputters and turns a delicate shade of red. there is a pregnant pause, only punctuated by snively's wheezing.
Robotnik: "Are you still there?"
Snively: "You... bastard!"
Robotnik: "What was that, Snively?!?!?!"
Snively: "You're a big fat red bastard, Uncle Julian!"
Robotnik stares at him, flabbergasted.
Snively: "Some times I lay awake at night dreaming about what I would do to you! I hate my life... but i hate you for making me hate it!"
Robotnik: "That's a tad redun..."
the rest of the scene would be cut because ABC wouldn't like that level of emotion to be shown in a cartoon.

















