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[RedAuthar]

That's because ninjas are only good for one thing: target practice.

See Vlad this is why we fail to get along...

[Vlad Yvhv]

We don't get along?

[RedAuthar]

I was teasing.

[Vlad Yvhv]

And I was providing a silly response...

[MoKat]

Just be glad chief wasn't Roboticized, Red. Otherwise, he'd want to become a robo hobo, and that's a nono, you know!

Bwahahahahahaha!

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Its off to work I go. In a big wind storm with lots of rain, Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho.

Heh. At least you -have- a job.
I think we're suppose to get some rain down here over the weekend...at least that's what the forecaster claims.

[Shadow]

Hm..I think I might have the same thing you have Chief.
Might need surgery...again.

[furrykef]

That's because ninjas are only good for one thing: target practice.

If you can see the ninja long enough to shoot them, they're not doing their job right.

[Vlad Yvhv]

That's because ninjas are only good for one thing: target practice.

If you can see the ninja long enough to shoot them, they're not doing their job right.

Ninjas can't work effectively out in the sticks where everyone has multiple dogs that like to bite ninjas' faces off. Or coyotes. Coyotes like to eat ninjas, too. And we don't have to actually see the target to shoot it. Just guesstimate as to where the dogs are barking toward. It's actually a skill that comes in handy when dealing with snakes, skunks, possums, and trespassers hiding in the bushes. Some hunters are also fond of the tactic. But most worry about ruining the meat or hide with the less accurate target acquisition style. Typically, the method involves estimating where the target is and emptying a full clip into it. Unless you've got a 50 shot clip or something... Or a big enough gun. You don't want to waste a full Mini-14 clip on a single ninja. One shot can do a lot of damage... A .22 on the other hand, tends to be more effective at shooting them multiple times in various parts of the body in rapid succession.

[RedAuthar]

It also depends if you mean Hollywood Ninja or Actual Ninjas. Actual Ninjas' Invisibility is the fact that they were in disguise, and they didn't fight the honorable way the samurai did.

[Vlad Yvhv]

Hollywood ninjas are no match for real life country folk. Real life ninjas are lamer than Hollywood ninjas and are just perceived to be greater than they are due to misinformation and misdirection.

[RedAuthar]

Real Ninjas were country folk. Japanese Country Folk, but still.

[Vlad Yvhv]

Yes, they were originally. Now, they're just douschbags in pajamas with goofy looking weapons and stuff.

[RedAuthar]

...Well that's because they don't really exist anymore.

[Vlad Yvhv]

But most of their supposed powers and whatnot have been proven to just be misinformation and stuff like planting wooden poles in a pond so's they can look like they're running on the water. Parlor tricks that would fool superstitious people into thinking they had mystical powers and allow them to spread lies about what they could do.

[RedAuthar]

The idea was to fight a better trained and better equipped military force. The best way to do that was deception.

[GamemasterAnthony]

Bah...ninjas can get taken down by Spartans. (Bonus points if you know what I'm referencing.)

[RedAuthar]

Dude, I used to trust that show until the Joan of Arc episode.

[ZanetheWolf]

I would say he's referencing Deadliest Warrior.

[RedAuthar]

That he be.

[chief]

Yeah there were a few episodes that I think they were rather wrong in.