Apart from those crazy storm chaser people, they scare the shit out of most everyone...
We'll trade you that for our winters...
The seasons go like this:
Spring-Heat
Summer-FLESH BURNING HEAT (scorching)
Fall-Heat
Winter-Random bits of Cold that vary between ok and antartic.
But never any snow.
Right. So, you can have our cold late falls, winters, and early springs, and the snow and ice that come with them and we'll take that summer and hot falls and springs off your back... Now, where did I put that weather machine???
Also known as "middleaged suburban houswives/soccer moms" by the Horror industry/fans.












