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10'000 Pages Or Bust
#31541
Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:30 PM
#31542
Posted 08 August 2014 - 07:50 AM
That Rouge there has a kaboombadoom.
#31543
Posted 08 August 2014 - 09:56 PM

Trolling Level: MI6
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#31544
Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:26 AM
I want cupcakes.
I AM NUMBER XV.
I AM AXZEN.
SO LOOK ALIVE, SUNSHINE.
#31545
Posted 09 August 2014 - 07:07 AM
*resists urge to make a reference to "Cupcakes"*
#31546
Posted 09 August 2014 - 09:59 AM
I am pising myself with laughter.
- Prince ByTor likes this

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#31547
Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:09 PM

#31548
Posted 09 August 2014 - 09:21 PM
#31549
Posted 09 August 2014 - 10:45 PM
Saw this on reddit:
So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game. The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a Fucking PIE'. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can't tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweety and ensuring they'll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much. Things immediately go back to the they were and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.
This guy is a freaking champ.
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#31550
Posted 09 August 2014 - 10:58 PM
The Dovhakhin hath returned...He hath journeyed to domain of the Burger King and hath freed all the pies from the spoiled clutches of the spawn of Sangunie.
#31551
Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:03 AM
Don't think I want to know how she got that job.
#31552
Posted 10 August 2014 - 06:15 PM
Yes you do.
#31554
Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:22 PM
I dont know what job that is.....
Nor do i probably wanna know
#31555
Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:56 PM
She's qualified in couch casting.
#31556
Posted 11 August 2014 - 06:29 AM
I can think of two reasons.
A phrase which fits well with that smirk on Plucky's face there.
Oh...and happy birthday, Chief! BRING IT IN, GUYS!!
*various Nintendo, Sega, and Capcom characters come in carrying a HUGE cake*
#31557
Posted 11 August 2014 - 08:56 AM
I dont know what job that is.....
Nor do i probably wanna know
I'm more horrified by the reflection of the tablet in her glasses. Jesus, this is a family site!

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#31558
Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:00 AM
Good thing i cant tell what it is
#31559
Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:20 AM
I can't tell what it is in her glasses either.I'm more horrified by the reflection of the tablet in her glasses. Jesus, this is a family site!I dont know what job that is.....
Nor do i probably wanna know
#31560
Posted 11 August 2014 - 10:41 AM
I can't tell what it is in her glasses either.I'm more horrified by the reflection of the tablet in her glasses. Jesus, this is a family site!I dont know what job that is.....
Nor do i probably wanna know
Good. That means your brains are still pure.

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
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