In reaction to all of this sports talk, I say:

Ow! One hit me in the face!
*Pops his nose back into palce.*
I still think Batman would be a better Quarter Back than all of them....combined...
Football can go die in a fire, I say! Rugby is the real Football (it has drop kicks, no armour, and angry Scotsmen). A tri-fecta of testostirone.
Heck, I think we need to reinvent the sports world from the ground up with less ball-groping sports
and more manly brawls of martial prowess and tests of tactical wit. Massive airsoft battles and sports based off gladitorial combat and massive ancient battles would be awesome. Imagine watching ESPN and seeing two teams storm each other's fortresses thunderdome style, smacking each other around with hard-rubber spears, bows, crossbows, axes.
Seriously, anyone here who is athletic though? I for one am a fiercly sporting person. I've been into sports almost my life but I hate, hate, hate watching them because they put me on edge. If I can't play...I become incredibly frustated and borde.