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10'000 Pages Or Bust
#24121
Posted 07 March 2013 - 10:30 AM

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#24122
Posted 07 March 2013 - 10:35 AM
My friends made this last year. I was supposed to be in it originally but i got called into work in the last minute. We are planning to re-do this eventually
#24123
Posted 07 March 2013 - 10:55 AM
#24124
Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:26 AM
Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
AND...................:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...
I'll show this to my history teacher when I can. Ironically, I'm in American History.

#24126
Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:40 AM
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#24127
Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:43 AM

#24128
Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:48 AM
Genius. (No pun intended.)

#24129
Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:54 AM
building an air cannon just to do that
#24130
Posted 07 March 2013 - 12:03 PM

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#24131
Posted 07 March 2013 - 12:15 PM
Wow. Those are some terrible superheroes.

#24132
Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:31 PM
#24133
Posted 07 March 2013 - 05:07 PM
http://www.fanfictio...edamneddirtyboy

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
#24134
Posted 07 March 2013 - 07:09 PM
#24135
Posted 07 March 2013 - 07:50 PM
If you can't eat it with a fork, you shouldn't be eating it.
Projection: If Intruder Organsim reaches civilized areas...
Entire world population infected 2,7000 hours from first contact.
#24136
Posted 07 March 2013 - 08:05 PM
#24137
Posted 07 March 2013 - 08:19 PM
Projection: If Intruder Organsim reaches civilized areas...
Entire world population infected 2,7000 hours from first contact.
#24138
Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:46 PM

#24139
Posted 08 March 2013 - 03:14 AM
#24140
Posted 08 March 2013 - 09:32 AM

"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
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