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Rate the last movie you saw
Started by Chaosmaster8753, Apr 10 2009 07:14 PM
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:23 AM
"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 12:32 PM
People can't help how much they think about things. 
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Posted 06 June 2014 - 02:24 PM
Making up a mistake in a sequel does not undo the original mistake.
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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:35 PM
Citizen Kane 11/10
Some say that he knows 2 facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong. And that 61 years ago he accidentally introduced Her Majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist. All we know is, I'm going to the tower now to have my head cut off, and he is called The Stig.
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 02:47 AM
How to Train Your Dragon 2: 8/10.
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 03:14 PM
Edge of Tomorrow
Real good. Sweeps an odd range between sweetly romantic to viciously cynical amid a bunch of awesome MechWarrior fights and time travel. The last fifteen minutes are a bit weak and roll back the rating, though.
7 or something.
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 11:41 AM
Maleficent: 8/10 - A fairly good movie in the vein of Mists of Avalon where the villain get to tell her side of the story. Acting was good, but the portrayal of some characters (the Good Faeries in particular) left a bad taste in my mouth.
Labyrinth: 11/10 - A great nostalgic trip, it really takes me back; Jim Henson's puppeteering is great as ever and makes them seem like real characters. I absolutely love David Bowie's acting and singing; I wish that he acted in more films.
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Posted 14 June 2014 - 04:58 PM
Who Framed Roger Rabbit. To hell with arbitrary scored ratings - I fucking love this movie.
It still holds up remarkably well after all this time. One of the top three movies I gladly repurchase each time it is released on a new format (along with Back To the Future and Ghost Busters), and never once fails to recapture that little young bastard's imagination inside of me.
RIP Bob Hoskins.
It still holds up remarkably well after all this time. One of the top three movies I gladly repurchase each time it is released on a new format (along with Back To the Future and Ghost Busters), and never once fails to recapture that little young bastard's imagination inside of me.
RIP Bob Hoskins.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 12:29 AM
Machete Kills
4.5/10
Complete 180 of the first movie. It seemed Rodriguez forgot what kind of movie Machete was supposed to be. The first was a grainy violence exploitation looking film full of tits and gore. This second outing felt more like an Austin Powers movie with CGI guts. It even has the boob guns, which aren't as much fun the second time around. We had a lot of great looking babes but we didn't get to see any nudity, which was part of what made the first one good. It was unapologetic about what it put in it. It even had the missing footage gag some shitty drive ins might have gotten. That kind of humor is sorely missed here. Once the whole missile plot and mel gibson thing showed up the entire movie became too retarded. The blood and gore seemed like it was done poorly on purpose here, but since its still in CG it defeats the punchline. Danny Trejo gave this his all to make it fun, and when he's left alone to murder people it is pretty good. The story felt all wrong. Like someone made a rough outline for a Bond movie, and they took it and wrote in Machete and a few bad jokes. Bleh.
Stick to the first Machete.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 02:34 AM
I'd never seen or even heard of that movie before, but as soon as I saw your rating and who was postin' it, I knew it had to be somethin' along the lines of not enough boobs.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 01:58 PM
Who Framed Roger Rabbit. To hell with arbitrary scored ratings - I fucking love this movie.
It still holds up remarkably well after all this time. One of the top three movies I gladly repurchase each time it is released on a new format (along with Back To the Future and Ghost Busters), and never once fails to recapture that little young bastard's imagination inside of me.
RIP Bob Hoskins.
But not HalloweeN?
.... You bastard.
'Star Wars' is my story, just like my house is my house. So if I wanna paint my house green, even if everyone else thinks it should be red, guess what? I'm gonna paint it Jar Jar! - George Lucas
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 06:48 PM
The Outlaw
Partially dramatized in The Aviator as solely an advertisement for large breasts and an aerodynamic bra. The movie itself is an excruciating C-Grade Western where two famous gunslingers do anything but parallel their historical counterparts and the tone shifts from somewhat serious attempts at murder (note also: the female lead is in love with both of her rapists) and an episode of Bonanza. I speculate that the movie is a Trojan Horse, soft-core porn shielded by boring scenes and Billy and Doc arguing over ownership of a "horse," while bumbling Pat Garret tries to arrest them both. It isn't worth it in either case.
4/10
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 09:57 PM
Come at me!But not HalloweeN?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit. To hell with arbitrary scored ratings - I fucking love this movie.
It still holds up remarkably well after all this time. One of the top three movies I gladly repurchase each time it is released on a new format (along with Back To the Future and Ghost Busters), and never once fails to recapture that little young bastard's imagination inside of me.
RIP Bob Hoskins.
.... You bastard.
Have you see that new HalloweeN collection Anchor Bay are releasing? They're even officially releasing the good version of H6 in that set.
RIP Donald Pleasence.
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Posted 19 June 2014 - 03:56 AM
Come at me!But not HalloweeN?
.... You bastard.
Have you see that new HalloweeN collection Anchor Bay are releasing? They're even officially releasing the good version of H6 in that set.
RIP Donald Pleasence.
I'd... I'd rather not come at you. That could end very badly. Especially since you want me to "come".
And of course I've seen that huge spooge worthy 15 disc blu-ray set of all the HalloweeN movies. Hell, I've even gone ahead and pre-ordered it. What kind of sad wanker do you take me for?
'Star Wars' is my story, just like my house is my house. So if I wanna paint my house green, even if everyone else thinks it should be red, guess what? I'm gonna paint it Jar Jar! - George Lucas
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
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Posted 19 June 2014 - 08:16 AM
Come at me!
I'd... I'd rather not come at you. That could end very badly. Especially since you want me to "come".
"Everyone creates the thing that they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? CHILDREN! (chuckles) Lost the word there..."
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Posted 19 June 2014 - 02:12 PM
Come at me!
But not HalloweeN?Who Framed Roger Rabbit. To hell with arbitrary scored ratings - I fucking love this movie.
It still holds up remarkably well after all this time. One of the top three movies I gladly repurchase each time it is released on a new format (along with Back To the Future and Ghost Busters), and never once fails to recapture that little young bastard's imagination inside of me.
RIP Bob Hoskins.
.... You bastard.
Have you see that new HalloweeN collection Anchor Bay are releasing? They're even officially releasing the good version of H6 in that set.
RIP Donald Pleasence.
Too bad they're also packaging together the shitty remake and sequel Rob Zombie did.
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Posted 21 June 2014 - 02:06 AM
Come at me!
But not HalloweeN?Who Framed Roger Rabbit. To hell with arbitrary scored ratings - I fucking love this movie.
It still holds up remarkably well after all this time. One of the top three movies I gladly repurchase each time it is released on a new format (along with Back To the Future and Ghost Busters), and never once fails to recapture that little young bastard's imagination inside of me.
RIP Bob Hoskins.
.... You bastard.
Have you see that new HalloweeN collection Anchor Bay are releasing? They're even officially releasing the good version of H6 in that set.
RIP Donald Pleasence.Too bad they're also packaging together the shitty remake and sequel Rob Zombie did.
You left out Resurrection there too.
'Star Wars' is my story, just like my house is my house. So if I wanna paint my house green, even if everyone else thinks it should be red, guess what? I'm gonna paint it Jar Jar! - George Lucas
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
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Posted 21 June 2014 - 11:45 PM
Busta Rhymes uses Kung-Fu against The Shape. You callin' it a bad writing decision?
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Posted 22 June 2014 - 05:30 AM
Busta Rhymes uses Kung-Fu against The Shape. You callin' it a bad writing decision?
No, I'm calling it 90 minutes of eye cancer.
'Star Wars' is my story, just like my house is my house. So if I wanna paint my house green, even if everyone else thinks it should be red, guess what? I'm gonna paint it Jar Jar! - George Lucas
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
"The Devil Inside is the new scam from director William Something Something. The movie stars actors and was edited on a computer. Somewhere. This movie is the latest film in a series of very low budget films designed to look like real movies! And be released in theaters to make a quick buck via a horribly off kilter budget to profit ratio that the general public seem to be stupidly unaware of! These films use to be called 'direct to video' but now they are called 'first run features'. These films then vanish from the theaters, like a rapist leaving the scene of a crime." - Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia
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Posted 22 June 2014 - 10:48 AM
"Why didn't the security guard cry out?"
*flashback*
"Myers cut his larynx."
thats goooooood justifying
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