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[DerekHedgehog87]

Robotnik: Snively, how do you fix a radar?
Snively: I don't know, sir.

Robotnik: Snively, no need to call me "sir". Just keep calling me "Uncle Julian".

King Acorn: Sally, to be honest....the Source of All never actually determined that your mother & I will get married. She & I met while we were still in school.

[The Man]

That last quote sounds like something from the Never Ending Story. Enlighten me where it's from because I'm blantantly ignorant.

Here's something of a crossover.

Tails with all the chaos emeralds, power stones and rings, and any other mystical object: My wish is that if there's a time when we lived in peace without Robotnik I want to be there. (He'd probably wish for an ice cream cone.)

Bunnie: I was only in it for the food.

Dulcy: Who needs to date Smaug when Sebastian thought of Smurg?

Sally: I based all my missions strategies off this guy's chess games in an old database. He went by an alias called The Man at one point.

Nicole: All your base belong to us.

[DerekHedgehog87]

Robotnik: Wonder why Naugus wanted to go to the Void? *goes in & sees that Naugus turned the Void into a pimp mansion*

Antoine *while in the Freedom Stormer*: Stupid fuels! I should've been the one flying!

Robotnik *during Endgame when he finds Knothole*: Relax, Freedom Fighters, I'm not here to capture you; I came here to find a good spot to go fishing.

Shadow: Alright! I'M the faker!

Amy Rose *with Sonic tied up during a full moon night*: This is boring. Why did I even bring you out here?

Tails: Aunt Sally, why won't you tell Sonic you love him?
Sally: I am interested in him but I'm too shy!

[The Man]

Snively to Robotnik just after losing all his hair: *Been done before in caption I think* I am your mini-me now!

Naugus to Lazzar lying: My guardian was invisible. *Lazaar stamps and crushes his hat*

Ro-becca to Nasty H's because Nasty Gangsta's didn't work: Yoohoo, Antoine is over here.

Robotnik to Sonic: I am your father. Sonic: Really? Robotnik: Once your Robotisized I will be able to back you up. *sorry, he might say that last line*

Obvious Austin Powers references.

[DerekHedgehog87]

Eggman (from Sonic X): Hey, who said I wanted to take over the world? I just wanted a nice quiet vacation on my private island from this world domination business!

Metal Sonic (to Amy): Robotnik modified my engine so I can fly almost as fast as Sonic! You wanna ride?

Robotnik: I really need to lose some weight....& fast.

Snively: Muttski! Over here, boy! We're gonna deroboticize you now! Who's a good dog?

Amy (from Sonic X & stops when Sonic runs away while on the beach): Geez all I wanted was for him to help me build this sand castle.

Sally (at the chili dog vendor in Lower Mobius): Two doggies with the wurst, pal!

[PSI Hedgehog]

Dr. Robotnik: I stored the fireworks next to the furnace. Snively, could please you get them for me.

Sonic: Your attention, please! The chili dogs have been tainted! Do not eat the chili dogs!

[furrykef]

Sally: I... I just don't think it's gonna work, Sonic.
Sonic: Why not?
Sally: Well, you see, I...
Sonic: Is there someone else?
Sally: What? No, nothing like that.
Sonic: It's Rotor, isn't it?
Sally: No, I --
Sonic: And Tails is too young for you, so, let's see now...
Sally: Sonic, I said --
Sonic: Oh, GOD, don't tell me it's Antoine!!
Sally: Will you let me finish!
Sonic: Sorry. Go ahead.
Sally: Well, I.........
Sonic: *tapping foot* I thought you were going to go ahead.
Sally: It's not as easy as I thought it would be!
Sonic: Sorry.
Sally: Sonic... see... the thing is, I'm... I'm gay.
Sonic: ...............
Sally: I'm sorry.
Sonic: What a coincidence! I'm gay too!

[Massagraf]

Snively: BUTTEEER!! MUWAHAHA!
Antoine: ... You know, zhat's fine with me.
Snively: Oh.
Antoine: ...
Snively: ...
Antoine: Yeah, zhis is awkward...
Snively: I thought I got you right there!
Antoine: Yeah, I bet you did, I bet you did.
Snively: ...
Antoine: Maybe you can screw up some ratatouille?
Snively: Oh, yeah that's fine, that's fine.
Antoine: All right. Do you have vegetables here?
Snively: No, dr. Robotnik doesn't like it.
Antoine: Oh, too bad.
Snively: ...
Antoine: I thienk you can release me now.
Snively: Yeah, allright.

Sally walks in Bunnie's house angrily with a frightened Tails at her side.
Bunnie: 'Why, hey there, Sally-girl!'
Sally: 'Bunnie, is it true what I've heard from Tails?'
Bunnie: 'What?'
Sally: 'Did you, or did you not, use the one-eyed snake joke on him?'
Bunnie: 'Ah, come on, Sally-girl, it's just a bit of fun!'
Sally: 'No Bunnie, that's NOT FUNNY! Just because me and Sonic thought it was funny doesn't mean you have to spread the word to little kids!'
Bunnie: 'But Sal...'
Sally: 'No but's Bunnie! From now on, you won't be reading anymore fairytales to Tails, you understand?'
Bunnie: *mumbles* 'I should've said nastier than a one-eyed spoiled princess bitch...'
Sally: 'I HEARD THAT!'

Robotnik: 'I finally got you, princess!'
Sally: 'I'm not afraid of you!'
Robotnik: 'Why, than you probably don't know I am... a furry!'
Sally: 'AAAAAAAAH!!!'
Robotnik: 'Let me just get my sketchbook...'

[The Man]

Ari: I know where I'm going!

Owl on floating island to Sally and Sonic: Why did you bring her instead of the Child-like Empress and Sorceror's Stone?

King Acorn: I know I'm trapped in this void. If you don't listen to my calculations out there guys you'll fail to see my crystal meth err math.

Lazaar: That's it I'm downgrading to Linux.

Lazzar, Laazar, Lazar?

[DerekHedgehog87]

Scratch (to Grounder): He made YOU persistent, he ME too dumb to quit!!

Tails (while flying the Tornado): Now how do you fly this thing?

Sir Charles (to Robotnik in "Spy Hog"): Robotnik you're running around in circles. Knothole is just deep in the Great Forest just below that cliff. It's very easy to find.

Fiona (during the moments when she was revealed to be a cheater & traitor): Amy, seriously I have no clue what you're talking about. And who is Scourge the Hedgehog? *sees Scourge* Who are you?

[Chaosmaster8753]

Ivo: Morgan Freeman.

[furrykef]

Huh? Robotnik would never say "Morgan Freeman"?

[Chaosmaster8753]

Huh? Robotnik would never say "Morgan Freeman"?

SEGA never mentions celebrities in any Sonic material.

[furrykef]

No, but... why would they?

[Inhibitor]

Sonic: It's okay. Take your time.

[The Man]

I have a feeling that this will turn into a SatAM case of Legends of the Rings x 10 Episode Captions. Where a caption of a power ring is the Ring of Power from Hobbit like any Sonic quotes like

Sonic: Slow is cool.

See what I mean. Lets demote Captain Obvious or not use the same one again.

Rotor to Robotnik: You said you'd let us go if I beat you in Jeopardy. You said nothing about having to play Twister with you.

Tails to headless gopher: I see dead people.

Sally to Ewok leader: You had only humans help you out and I was only five or so. Don't gloat too much about winning that quickly.(Sorry, she might say that.)

Sally to Carebears: I don't care, bear.

*Lets not continue with crossovers*

Tails: I wish this universe were more like the games where I'd have a prominent role.

[John Roberts]

Dulcy: I don't really have a Ma, I'm just an annoying bint that whines about it, Ma.

Huh? Robotnik would never say "Morgan Freeman"?

And seeing as the thread title is 'All the things Sonic Characters would NEVER say', let me be the first person to say: "well, duhhh".

[furrykef]

Well yeah, but he'd never say "nigflot blorny quando floon", either. Hell, there's an infinite number of things he'd never say. What's so special about "Morgan Freeman"?

[DerekHedgehog87]

Robotnik: *spits out some chewed up scrambled eggs* SNIVELY!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE ME ANYTHING WITH EGGS!!! YOU KNOW I HATE EGGS!!!

Snively: But, sir, didn't you say you were "the Eggman"?

Robotnik: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME THAT AGAIN!!!


Robotnik: *puts up an ad on the Internet that says the following: "Eggmobile. Flying like new since 1991. 20 Mobiums. 3 if blue hedgehog* Finally to be rid of this thing.


Fiona: Scourge, why don't you grow up & act like a real man?

Keeper of the Time Stones: To go back in time, you need the Time Stones to generate 1.21 gigawatts into the Flux Capacitor while running at 88 miles per hour.

(Had to do a Back to the Future reference )

For a special: "Sonic Bloopers" (think of anything that could have happened during a scene from anything Sonic-related). Starting with a couple:


Sonic *in "Warp Sonic*: When it comes to speed, I can't be beat. I'm faster than lightning, faster than heat. I'm so fast I burn up the street. *pauses* Um.....forgot my line.

Antonie *same episode, to Sally*: I, too, have written you a poum.
Griff: *bursts into laughter* I'm sorry. The way he says it.....*continues laughing*